Contributors: Amparo Bertram, Jennifer Jones, Kimberley Low, Marcie Reynolds, Denise Wyatt, Michelle Simpson, a Toronto cop, and a US Customs official
Orgasmic Ontario!
Anyone holler when they see something edible. Men are included in that.
...Walk up to some random person: "Excuse me, are you going to make me feel incredible now?"
"We would have gotten here sooner, but it was recommended that I stick my face in my armpit while driving."
"No mating cars."
"That car doesn't have a condom on it like mine does."
Good glory, is this a well fertilized country or what?!
Those damn Canadians. They have nasty ketchup and don't know how to name their roads.
Somebody tickled a latrine?
This is Michelle or Denise...and this is the other one.
I'm wearing Pooh Bear pajamas.
Is Jenn the sicko?
I am officially "cute" to some guy at the reception desk.
We thought one of the maids might have done it or something.
Pod, get your feathery butt down here!
Congratulations! You've officially made the quote list.
...And this is Sano.
This piteous moment brought to you by Amparo.
"Speak softly and carry a large badge."
Yeah, they're really pretty until they shit on your head.
Get on out; I've got wings.
It's like...boy-muscles, whatever they're called.
Two people thought we were Kamui.
I can be Pod's squire.
If you get an owie, I'm not licking it.
We're characters from a Japanese animation.
"Excuse me, I'd like a Big Ass Coffee."
For the love of God, no more bouncing!
You wouldn't necessarily have to sacrifice your tweezers to the cause.
Did you see? Come, look at her chest.
My brother's GI Joes were too short; they couldn't hang out with Barbie.
Kurama's the type to hit the wall. He would *do* that. He would hit the wall.
[On phone to manager] Is there anything in this hotel that *does* work?
Michelle is on the very edge of the bed. One push and she'd be awake.
He's not a fox spirit. He's a virus spirit.
Maybe it's been something he's been putting off, and now he's like, "Oh, God, now I've gotta clean out the burrow."
"Keiko, I need a job. I have an intense desire to make noodles."
He's prostituting himself for Youko Treats?
Well, you guys are always picking on her. She's so much smaller than you.
It was a false "ah!"
[Singsong] We know what we're doing, la la la la la la
You swallowed it?
Sorry, I touched your root beer...and I'd do it again. I'm such an evil girl.
Okay, what's the growth on the tomato?
He fought back the tears.
You failed pizza.
Even *she* gets us mixed up, and she doesn't know who we are!
Quick, stick your pizza up your nose!
Well, if you don't listen to me, you won't have this problem.
It's the listening thing again, but now *you're* doing it.
[With one hand pointing to each breast, explaining the T-shirt] Hiei and Kurama.
We walked on the chibi sidewalk for nothing.
It didn't end, it just kinda splatted.
It's a Sunday. It shouldn't stink on a *Sunday*.
I wouldn't have thought it would be this crowded at seven.
[Indicating headphones] That poor girl! How long has she had those things attached to her head? Since birth?
...Because I'd feel comfortable denying you for anything other than peeing.
Oh, you're going into the gas station.
I'll zip up for you this time.
That's one of the things it said in the erotic talk book.
I'm gullible, remember? It's my only claim to pity, so stop it.
My book is flapping in the wind, and I don't like it.
Get in touch with your inner "duh."
It's Jenn's fault. She keeps making me say stupid stuff.
Gimmee a cookie. I want a cookie. Gimmee a cookie. Peck peck peck.
Ooh, built guy. Want a cookie? Lure him into the car with cookies and stale potato chips.