He's my favoritest fire demon in the whole wide world, but there are some phrases that would be just plain *wrong* coming from his cute little lips.

Top 10 Things We'll Never Hear Hiei Say...

10) Would you like fries with that?

9) Perhaps if I got a perm...

8) "I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."

7) Have a nice day!

6) Is it cold in here, or is it just me?

5) I'm tired of black. I think I'll try...paisley.

4) [Song from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood]

"I like to take my time,

I mean that when I want to do a thing,

I like to take my time and do it right.

I mean, I just might make mistakes

If I should have to hurry up,

And so I like to take my time."

3) My katana? I traded it in for a Swiss army knife.

2) Visine...it gets the red out.

1) Shuuichi, Shuuichi, wherefore art thou Shuuichi?

[As we all know, a rose by any other name would smell as sweet...]

Top 10 Things We'll *Never* Hear Hiei Say...