Pink na Koneko
Page 55

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"Yubi ga iya nara, anaru-you no baibu to ka aru kara, tsukatte mitara?"
"If you don't want to use your fingers, there are anal vibrators, so do you want to try using one?"

"..."

"Jibun de yaritakunakerya, Shinjuku nichoume-atari ni itte aite sagasu to kaa."
"If you don't want to do it yourself, you could go to Shinjuku's Block Two area and find someone to do it for you."

  1. Shinjuku nichoume = an area with a lot of male prostitution and gay bars
"Ke...ketsu o horareru kurai nara, shinda hou ga mashi da!"
"I...I'd rather die than have something stuck up my ass!"

  1. shinda hou ga mashi = "I'd rather die (than ~ )"
'Tte, touzen dakedo donararete shimaimashita yo.
Kouhei got yelled at, of course.

"Temee, ochokutteyagaru na..."
"You're just making fun of me, damn you..."

Sena wa, zeehaa ikari no iki ga tomaranai.
Sena couldn't stop his ragged, angry breaths.

"Chanto honki de kangaeteru yoo.
"I'm really thinking seriously about this.

Demo sa, ichiban koukateki na houhou da yo."
But you know, it is the absolute most effective method."

"Kuso ga...!"
"Screw that...!"

"Onna aite ni tamesu no wa kakko warui. Mastaabeeshon wa mittomonai. Vaiagura wa mondaigai nara, otoko ni yatte morau shika nai ja nai."
"Trying with a woman is uncool. Masterbation is pathetic. If Viagra is out of the question, then all that's left is to have a guy do it for you."

"Sore ijou ittara korosu zo."
"If you say any more I'll kill you."

"Anta no musuko-san'tte, erikonomi ga hageshii yo. Warui ko da ne.
"Your little boy has finicky tastes. He's a bad boy.

  1. musuko-san = lit. "your son"; used as a euphemism for the penis
Sonna koto itteru to, itsu made tatte mo genki ni narenai yo. Me!"
If you keep saying things like that, he's never gonna recover his spirit. Neener!"

Hon no nan no ki nashi ni, Kouhei wa Sena no zubon no mae o ponpon to tataita.
Thinking absolutely nothing of it, Kouhei patted the front of Sena's pants.

"--Tsu--?!"
"--Ah--?!"