Effing with the signs in "effing" Austria

This reads like a Monty Python sketch.

Bill Frist: Having His Cake and Eating It, Tool. I Mean "Too."

Frist, a candidate for the Repug presidential nomination in '08, and a doctor fercryinoutloud, has endorsed stem cell research, much to the consternation of his right-wing supporters. Today, he tried to win those supporters back by endorsing the teaching of "intelligent design."

I don't think they make flipflops big enough for Sen. Frist, although I'm sure there's a certain level of Dante's Inferno awaiting him--probably one that doesn't have a pool--so that he won't need flipflops.

Damn it all, it must suck to believe in hell, even one that is intelligently designed.

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

Sometimes I love The Onion so much I want to marry it.

My Introduction to the Writing of Sam Harris.

If I may proffer another link, I first read Sam Harris on the Huffington Post. His essay, The Politics of Ignorance, is directed at Bush's endorsement of teaching "intelligent design." But he impressed me enough that I bought his book that day.

Okay, bring on the hate mail.