The Channel Glossary

Welcome to the Official IRC Poker Channel Glossary!

These are terms you might come across by spending some time in IRC Poker!
Included is 1) the term, 2) who started it, 3) a definition, and 4) the term used in an example!

Updated: 10-16-98

The channel glossary has been resurrected by Xdot, Wee!
For additional stuff, see Xdot's ACROs.


@

by: natti
def: The butt, read-end, tush, ass, hiney.

<LINK> Heh, nice loss there natti.
<natti> Kiss my @
<KKat> crz
<LINK> Nah, too bz for crz


botwipe

by: Cabirus
def: n. a Bot who keeps on giving bad cards. Best used in mumblers.
def: v. receiving bad cards from PBot

<Cabirus> damn.. I have 8-high
<Cooter> ughmo. You've been botwiped.
<KKat> Card Nasties
<PBot> wee! I'm a botwipe.


botwipeout

by: Cabirus
def: When PBot and PitBot choke and die

*** Signoff PBot (Connection reset by peer)
<Xdot> p bet 50
<pandy> you neener =P no bot!
<KKat> She said that cute.
<Maks> Botwipeout!
<Xdot> Well.. do something about it.
<Maks> N
<onioneye> geg


buh buy nooooooo!

by: CaptAdv
def: A pleasant phrase to exclaim as you bank someone

<PBot> Izit bankrupted.
<CaptAdv> buh buy noooooo!
<pdb> mebs!


bz

by: srey
def: short for "busy"

<srey> is 2 bz to wait.. 3 ppl?? crz long wait =P
<pdb> mebs!


cooter

by : Cooter
def: drawing 2 cards and ending up with a straight or flush.


crz

by: srey
def: short for "crazy"

<srey> u ppl r 2 crz for me!!!!!! =PPPP


dillpup

by: Phod
def: someone who is lagging or acting like a norkboy

<PBot> riker reminds Enygma to make a bet...
<Phod> Nygy has major dillpup action
<Enygma> laaaaaaggggggggg...
also: lagduck (one who is lagging worse than a dillpup)


ew

by: natti
def: Used as an alternative to "re"

*** natti (moskee@weelet.edu) has joined channel #poker!
<natti> EW mos
<Champ> natti!
<pdb> mebs!


freak

by : Cardie
def: someone who pulls an amazing hand to win a pot

< Pbot> _exe_ wins the game with 99999 in the pot.
< _exe_> 4 dis.
<Cardie> freak!


gack

by: Sachmo
def: a huge laugh that disables your typing ability for a bit
(numerous examples)
also: gacklet (a small gack)


geg

by: onioneye
def: typo of 'heh', now taken to imply mo is gagging.

<PBot> potmo wins the game with 200 in the pot!
<potmo> damn I knew I shoulda raised
<onioneye> geg


hog

by: KKat
def: When it becomes someone's turn and they type a PBot command, but
it is not the one needed to continue the game.

<PBot> KKat sets the bet to 500. Pot is 1100.
<PBot> ichiban, you're next.
<ichiban> p bet
<KKat> HOG
<ichiban> p raise 25000


K-lined

by: sanjose.ca.us.undernet.org
def: crz-norkage
<PBot> Revealing the players' cards:
<PBot> KKat: A-S 6-H A-D A-H 8-S ichiban: 8-D 3-D Q-D 5-D 10-D
<PBot> ichiban's hand value: Flush, Queen high.
<PBot> ichiban wins the game with 111850 in the pot!!
<KKat> %&$#@!!
<Phod> oh damn, KK u got K-Lined up the &
<ichiban> crz


lamfery

by: rwl
def: Any state of prolonged or intense lucky-assness

=pbot= Discards are as follows:
=pbot= Xdot:3 AdmBones:3 skp:3 rwl:4 mmofo:4
...
=pbot= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot= rwl: 10-S 10-H A-D A-C A-S mmofo: K-S Q-H Q-S K-H Q-C
=pbot= rwl's hand value: FULL HOUSE with three-of-a-kind: Aces.
=pbot= rwl wins the game with 34242 in the pot!!
<rwl> too mych lamfery like that here


math

by: ichiban
def: computing the difference between scores

<PBot> ichiban wins the game with 39458 in the pot!!
<ichiban> wee!
<geirel> only had three high anyhow
<ichiban> u math
<Phod> uhh.. just forget it


mebs

by: unknown
def: unknown

<pdb> mebs!


mo

by: Phod
def: could be anything at all

*** Xdot (neener@wol.edu) has joined channel #poker
<Xdot> hey mos
<Gonz2> dotmo!
<Xdot> i'm lagged like a mo
<Phod> nah the botmo is lagmo
also: moa : plural of mo (by Xdot)


mouth nasties

by: MrThang
def: Things obtained with another IRC player kisses you
Can also be used as just NASTIES and including a different term such
as "LEG" or "BRAIN" or "HAND" etc.

<natti> whats upmoskees?
** elcid gives natti a kiss
<natti> ack! MOUTH NASTIES
<elcid> WELL YOU HAVE BRAIN NASTIES!
<MrThang> Heh.. Mouth Nasties rule sometimes.


munch

by: Xdot
def: attempt to steal a pot

<PBot> flowerluv sees 1150 and raises 25000 to make the bet 26150! Pot is 26750.
<PBot> Xdot folds and mumbles, "muncher". 2 players remaining.
<flowerluv> hehehehehehehehehe!!


N

by: Kul
def: no, not, never, none

<KKat> Maks, u gotta gimme some crz monies!
<Maks> N


NFP

by: CaptAdv
def: No F*ucking Pair

<PBot> _Still sets the bet to 500. Pot is 1100.
<PBot> plisskin, you're next.
<plisskin> p raise 15000
<_Zappa> p fold NFP ©1996 CaptAdv


noft

by : Xdot
def: No one folding trips.
Inability for moa to fold trips. In some games, some moa may start to think
that their trips are invincible. AAA+ hands will now make lots of monies.

=pbot= Xdot has set the bet to 1000. Pot is 2600.
=pbot= Vrenn, you're next.
=pbot= Vrenn sees 1000 and raises 2000 to make the bet 3000!. Pot is 5600.
=pbot= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot= Xdot sees 2000 and raises 25000 to make the bet 28000!. Pot is 30600.
=pbot= Vrenn, you're next.
<Vrenn> p see what the hell...
=pbot= Vrenn pays 25000 to see the bet. Pot is 55000.
=pbot= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot= Xdot: 5-S Q-S 9-S 8-S 10-S Vrenn: 7-D 7-S 7-H 3-H 6-D
=pbot= Xdot's hand value: Flush, Spade-Queen high.
=pbot= Xdot wins the game with 55000 in the pot!!
<Xdot>die noft
also: As a joke if mo calls large bet with these suspect hands:
nofd (no one folding doubs)
nofpA (no one folding pair of Aces)


norkboy

by: Phod
def: someone acting like a nork

<PBot> Phod reminds pothead to make a bet.
<pothead> i swearr to be on the top list in three days. anyone want to bet me?
<Phod> Bet first then swearr, norkboy


norked

by: Phod
def: got it right up the butt

<PBot> Revealing the players' cards:
<PBot> CaptAdv: A-S 6-H A-D A-H 8-S ichiban: 8-D 3-D Q-D 5-D 10-D
<PBot> ichiban's hand value: Flush, Queen high.
<PBot> ichiban wins the game with 33620 in the pot!!
<CaptAdv> ack!
<Phod> CaptAdv gettin norked like a dillpup
<ichiban> crz


oosp

by: onioneye
def: oops

<pandy> Did I just accidently kill PBot with my cuteness? =P~~
<KKat> Yes.
<pandy> oosp
<Lyverbe> mebs!


pos <number> ug

by: anonymous
def: exclamation of sadness over being in the waitlist

<NorthExp> pos 8 ug
<elcid> p showwait HAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK HAVE FUN WAITING


rule 1-er

by: KKat
def: a conservative player

<PBot> jdale, you're the first to place a bet.
<PBot> jdale has set the bet to 1. Pot is 601.
<PBot> riker, you're next.
<PBot> riker pays 1 to see the bet. Pot is 602.
<PBot> Enygma, you're next.
<PBot> Enygma pays 1 to see the bet. Pot is 603.
<PBot> Revealing the players' cards:
<PBot> jdale: J-D A-H J-C J-S 3-D riker: 4-H K-S K-D 4-D K-H
<PBot> Enygma: 7-H 8-H J-H 9-H 10-H
<PBot> Enygma's hand value: Straight flush, Jack high.
<PBot> Enygma wins the game with 603 in the pot!!
<Phod>
<Xdot> rule 1-er convention!


rule sometimes

by: elcid
def: Said to someone you think is pretty swell

<Dialithis> Man, I just got a new job!
<elcid> wow DIAL you rule sometimes
<pdb> mebs!


Scum-Roll

by : Xdot
def: to roll the pot on two (or more) bankers when all non-bankers fold after discard.
See section 5 of Xdot's Betting Tips, for a detailed splaining
This situation is no longer possible in Undernet Poker and illegal in mopoker.


shekky heck

by : _Zappa
def: shekky heck takes over for your favorite curse word during the hours when kiddies could be on IRC

<_Zappa> p raise 25000
<`]{lassy> p raise 25000
<_Zappa> p see
<PBot> Revealing the players' cards:
<PBot> _Zappa: J-D 3-H J-C J-S 3-D `]{lassy: 4-H K-S K-D 4-D K-H
<_Zappa> SHEKKY HECK!


skee

by: Skee
def: The Original GOD of all things poker (be respectful)
def2: Can be used like "mo"

<KKat> Yes!! The power of Skee was with me as I kicked your @!
<pothead> p dealskee
<KKat> wee!


slur slur slurpie

by: sven
def: Another term to exclaim as you bank someone or win a big hand

<PBot> sven wins the game with 149322 in the pot!!
<sven> slur slur slurpie
<Gonz2> wee


splain

by: elcid
def: Used when you would like someone to explain something they have said

<Xdot> hahah.. that was a funny joke, mercy.
<elcid> SPLAIN FUNNY JOKE XDOT! DAMMIT!
<Xdot> N


tasten good yea

by: tom
def: none that is comprehensible

<Cirra> I just ate some blue Tuna Salad.
<tom> tasten good yea
<Cirra> N


vulture

by: MrVulture(Xdot)
def: to bet exactly a person's bank + 50

<KKat> p bet 2570
<PBot> KKat has set the bet to 2570. Pot is 3570.
<Izit> p money
-PBot- Pot 3570. Bet 2570. Own 2520.
<Izit> p see dammit all
<PBot> Bet limit of 50 for Izit.
<PBot> Izit pays 2570 to see the bet.
<PBot> Revealing players' cards:
<PBot> Izit: 2-D A-H 2-C 2-S 3-D KKat: 4-H 7-S 7-D 4-D 7-H
<PBot> KKat's hand value: FULL HOUSE with Three-of-a-Kind sevens.
<PBot> KKat wins the game with 6140 in the pot!!
<PBot> Izit bankrupted.
<PBot> Izit folds.
<NorthExp> Hmm, nice vulture there KKat.
<Izit> pos 3 ug
also: ov: over-vulture, to bet more than 50 over a person's bank.


wee!

by: Christphr
def: an exclamation of glee (without exclamation mark = sarcastic)

<PBot> jojo folds. 1 players remaining.
<PBot> Gonz2 wins the game with 3490 in the pot!
<Gonz2> wee! I had a pair of 2s.
<jojo> wee


whey kewl

by : VSincere
def : exclamation of surprise and joy

<BotMo> Your cards: 1) 8-H 2) 9-H 3) 10-S 4) J-D 5) 3-C
<BotMo> Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
<BotMo> VSincere, you're first to place a bet.
<BotMo> AmyMo folds. 3 players remaining.
<BotMo> cyberdon folds. 2 players remaining.
<BotMo> donnaRN folds. 1 players remaining.
<BotMo> VSincere wins the game with 25600 in the pot!!
<VSincere> whey kewl


wiggin

by: Phod
def: Freaking out.. an occurrance other than normalness

<ichiban> Hi, I am super talkative today. wee! How is everyone today? Let's talk about life!
<Phod> wiggin
also: wig bets : crz bets, although now with betting limits, wig bets are
a tad conservative these days.


wol

by: KKat
def: short for "wigging out loud"; indicates any kind of crz state of being

<PBot> Burg sees 1000 and raises 22222 to make the bet 23222! Pot is 24922.
<Phod> wol
<Burg> is that raise okay?????
<PBot> Xdot folds and mumbles, "crz". 2 players remaining.

Full fledged example: Snark and Tweezot. (Note the pre-inflationary monies)


*yummy*

by: stats
def: Usually used in a sarcastic tone, in regard to losing a bet or
not enjoying the current converstaion about food
(or in stats case, totally WOL)

<roger> Hey stats whats up?
** stats is eating ?banana? with cottage cheese.. *yummy*
<KKat> WOL
<tom> tasten good yea


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