Cooterized!

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Cooterized! (For Your Protection)

Cooter sf norks wussbetting NOFT...
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=pbot= $: One:724717 nin:42872 Sum:36148 Xdo:581494 son:43508 duc:75589
Sumwon> really now
=pbot= Your cards: 1) 3-C 2) 10-D 3) 9-D 4) 8-D 5) 10-S
Xdot> 1/2 a dillpup
=pbot= Sumwon, you're first to place a bet.
ninamo> heh
=pbot= Sumwon checks.
=pbot= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot= Xdot checks.
=pbot= sonyjvc, you're next.
=pbot= sonyjvc checks.
=pbot= duces, you're next.
=pbot= duces has set the bet to 589. Pot is 1189.
=pbot= One-Eyed, you're next.
=pbot= One-Eyed folds and mumbles, "...almost a pair © One-Eyed". 5 players remaining.
=pbot= ninamo, you're next.
=pbot= ninamo pays 589 to see the bet. Pot is 1778.
=pbot= Sumwon, you're next.
=pbot= Sumwon pays 589 to see the bet. Pot is 2367.
=pbot= Xdot, you're next.
Xdot> p see cooter fee
=pbot= Xdot pays 589 to see the bet. Pot is 2956.
=pbot= sonyjvc, you're next.
=pbot= sonyjvc folds. 4 players remaining.
=pbot= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot= Sumwon has discarded.
=pbot= ninamo has discarded.
=pbot= Xdot has discarded.
=pbot= duces has discarded.
=pbot= Your cards: 1) 7-D 2) 10-D 3) 9-D 4) 8-D 5) 6-D
=pbot= Discards are as follows:
=pbot= One-Eyed:- ninamo:3 Sumwon:1 Xdot:2 sonyjvc:- duces:2
=pbot= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot= duces, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= duces has set the bet to 5000. Pot is 7956.
=pbot= ninamo, you're next.
=pbot= ninamo folds. 3 players remaining.
=pbot= Sumwon, you're next.
=pbot= Sumwon folds. 2 players remaining.
=pbot= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot= Xdot sees 5000 and raises 25000 to make the bet 30000!. Pot is 37956.
=pbot= duces, you're next.
=pbot= duces pays 25000 to see the bet. Pot is 62956.
=pbot= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot= Xdot: 7-D 10-D 9-D 8-D 6-D duces: Q-D Q-C 3-D A-C Q-S
=pbot= Xdot's hand value: Straight Flush, Diamond-10 high.
=pbot= Xdot wins the game with 62956 in the pot!!
Xdot> wee?
Sumwon> yikes
ninamo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
duces> very nice.....
Xdot> too bad no quads
=pbot= Xdot checks.
duces> haven't seen that in some time
Xdot> was open cooter tho odds better hehe
One-Eyed> does lamf come to mind??
Sumwon> heh