Well it's finally time to look through the vast volumes of norkdom and weelets to pick the TOP 5 HOMs of ALL TIME! (This is the #Poker Version, Wee?)

Xdot lists here with a little commentary his picks for the best of the HOMs. These are listed in NO PARTICULAR ORDER and may change if a new 'BEST' comes along. If you think a particular HOM has been left off, feel free to contact Xdot (N be a wuss!)

As you all know Pbot is a squirrelly sort of Bot, but little did we know how wild he could get! After a long career of norking the moa, Pbot (Finally) Loses His Marbles.

Legends come about for various reasons, Enygma (where are you mo?!) solidifies his legend in Undernet Pokerdom with this coinage in Snark and Tweezot, a good example of WOL.

Xdot haters will love this one. But the interesting thing is (from Xdot's standpoint) is that Xdot did NOT BANK! One must never be guilty of a Double Rule 1 Violation!

But still, you must give the Dot his due. Every now and then 'a plan comes together' as Hannibal Smith says. Just remember to Beware the WiggerDot.

Well lastly we leave you with this:
It's not an HOM in the true sense, but its a 'good read'! Be careful when there is a Riot in OKC.

As always, be sure to check out Xdot's Bulletin of Chronic Self-Indulgence for an endless supply of witty tidbits.