Wedding of the Year....

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Introducing the wedding party.  First, the handsome groomsmen and the fine looking groom.  He's the one in red.



 
Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion.    "All right, everyone ......let's line up for the picture. Let's see .... Hmmm, where shall we .... Oh,
Yes! Perfect! Everyone, please move quickly!  Right over there, in front of the garage. Yes, that will be just smashing!" I guess a jacket at a wedding Would just be too citified, so let's just pin these boutonnieres right on the white shirts. Bubba, put down that cigarette!  And no smoking during the ceremony!  (I told him it's tacky to light up during the sermon).  If we could have put the wedding off for two more months, the groom might have saved enough money for a pair of black shoes. I guess he thought that his tennis shoes have black trim....and that's good enough.


 Next, the lovely bridesmaids and the blushing bride:


 
 Not everyone can pull off such a vibrant red, but I think this group does it. Sassy, I tell you, just sassy.

Last, the cute couple:

     
 
Those Wal-Mart slides really enhance her ankles. Too bad they didn't come in white.    
(Can you say "Neanderthal"?  Honestly, this guy must be third from the left on the evolutionary chart! )

 



 
At least his head is somewhat proportionate. To her left boob.   (Uh, make That SECOND from the left... )
 

 
What's she showing us here? A severe case of knee gout?? Apparently, whatever it is has her husband in more of a stupor than usual.  How 'bout those teeth?   (He kinda reminds me of a bat here, actually...)
 
"You SO crazy, honey ."   (A SICK bat...)


 


"Here baby, let me help you up here ....."   ( there are no words...)
 

 
He's apparently reaching for something and having trouble locating it. A forklift might help raise any blockage.  



You can almost hear the banjo music.

 

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