Walmart Launches New Product Line: Wine

Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.

So, here you go: The top 10 suggested names for Walmart wine:

  10.  Chateau Traileur Parc

9.  White Trashfindel

8.  Grape Expectations

 7.     NASCARbernet

  6.     Chef Boyardeaux

  5.     Peanut Noir

  4.     Chateau des Moines

  3.     I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

  2.     World Championship Riesling


And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine:

  1.     Nasti Spumante


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