Sports Comments Made On The Air:
"And this is
Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was
Glenn - weightlifting commentator)
really a lovely horse. I once
rode her mother." (Ted
Walsh - horse-racing commentator)
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Winston Bennett)
"The lead car
is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."
(Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)
owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother."
have been deaths in boxing but none of them serious."
repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
"I would not
say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there
are none better." (Ron
that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the
Oxford crew." (Harry
Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)
is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even
you do when you leave football, Jack? Will you stay in football?"
Hall - Radio 5 live)
goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his
Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)
"One of the reasons Arnie (Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them......Oh my God! What have I just said?!!!" (US PGA Commentator)
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