Homonyms on parade....
- The bandage was wound around the wound.
- The farm was used to produce produce.
- The dump was so full that it had to
refuse more refuse.
- We must polish the Polish furniture.
- He could lead if he would get the lead
- The soldier decided to desert his
dessert in the desert.
- Since there is no time like the
present, he thought it was time to present the present.
- A bass was painted on the head of the
- When shot at, the dove dove into the
- I did not object to the object.
- The insurance was invalid for the
- There was a row among the oarsmen about
how to row.
- They were too close to the door to
- A buck does funny things when does are
- A seamstress and a sewer fell down into
a sewer line.
- To help with planting, the farmer
taught his sow to sow.
- The wind was too strong to wind the
- After a number of injections my jaw got
- Upon seeing the tear in the painting I
shed a tear.
- The doctor had to subject the subject
to a series of tests.
- How can I intimate this to my most
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