Funny things my flight attendant said on Spirit Airlines:

You may have seen an e-mail like this before....something like "Actual Airplane Announcements."  But I heard these ones FIRST HAND.  After a few, I grabbed a piece of paper and started writing them down.  We had the most entertaining flight crew EVER on my way back from Florida.  They made it a little easier to go from 70 degrees to 3 degrees in two hours.











After the pre-flight routine, during which she spewed most of these one-liners, all of the passengers gave her an ovation, and most shook her hand or even hugged her on the way out.  I wanted to have my picture taken with her for this website, but my camera was in the bowels of my carry-on, and I was too anxious to get out into the bone chilling weather.


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