The Best Country Song Titles

The blue ones at the bottom are allegedly REAL song titles!  Personal favorites are in BOLD.  I can vouch for many of the alleged real ones, having heard them at good ol' Knotty Pine Bar on the jukebox while working so diligently on that "misspent youth."  But hey, I discovered my love of pool there, nearly driving Mom into an early grave by "CanIHaveAQuarterMom?"-ing her to death.  Something good came of it, though, I guess! 

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