· We got off the Titanic first.
· We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
· Taxis stop for us.
· We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
· No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
· We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
· If we forget (or neglect) to shave, no one has to know.
· We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
· We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
· We have the ability to dress ourselves.
· We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
· If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we look like an idiot.
· There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
· We'll never regret piercing our ears.
· We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
· We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because
they aren't listening anyway.
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