Everybody was kung-fu fighting.....

"Where'd Mom go?"

"I don't know, but when she left, she said something about a henhouse."

Excuse me Mister....can you give me directions to the pond?

Didn't I tell you NOT to pull my ears?

Dang, I almost had it!

Thanks, I had it done at a new salon downtown!

Do I look like a mocha latte to you?

Woohoo!  I'm Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(This guy is just nuts).

"I'm the King of the World!"  (Titanic 2)

If you tell me I just need a little "hair of the dog" I'm going to bitch-slap you into next week.

Please papa, don't leave me!

A nip here, a tuck there....you look mahvelous, dahling!

I thought we reserved a King size bed.

Can somebody hand me that wrench?

You got me for your own silly amusement, didn't you?  Weird humans.....

What the heck did I do to get demoted?

How many licks does it take.....

What a hard life I've got....

No cavities next month!

Must...........reach...............cookie.

When I say "Be Quiet," I mean "Be Quiet."

Looks like the fleas are all gone, Mom....

Is anyone sitting here?

Aren't you going to read me my Miranda rights?

"Finish every bite, and then you can have dessert."

In the words of Teddy Roosevelt:

"Walk softly, and carry a big stick."