Dragons slay her!!!: SATB Jokes

SATB Jokes

These were sent to me a long time ago by various and (un?)kindly persons who shall remain nameless, mainly because, well, er,... uh, that *is* the second thing that goes, y'know...


What's the difference between sopranos and government bonds?
--Bonds mature.

How do you save a soprano from drowning?
--Take your foot off her head.

What should you give a soprano who has everything?
--An alto to show her how to work it.

Why don't tenors have mid-life crises?
--They stay stuck in adolescence.

How does a tenor show he's planning for the future?
--He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What do you do with a tenor who thinks he's God's gift?
--Exchange him.

Why are soprano jokes so short?
--So tenors can remember them.



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