Welcome to the Dragon's Lair!
"Going out and slaying the dragon may be noble, but if you fertilize your field with dragonshit, you'd be wise to have an after-the-dragon plan." --Dave Locke, Word Tales, FLAP, 1983.
Today's Famous Birthdays
Music of the Renaissance, music of the future: mad.singers and filking, with a little Dickens' England carolling thrown in...
Grab those packets as they fly by: downloading Mac fun!

My love affair with books and words...
The only reason some people get lost in thought is it's unfamiliar territory.
The way to a man's heart is with a broadsword. And yes, though the pen be mightier than the sword, the sword is easier to clean. *heh*
A cheeky little Happy Easter statement... (jpg=70K)
In honor of the season, we'll drag the sleigh rather than slay the dragon...
Slay some games. Play some dragons. Just an ordinary day... 
Nothing is impossible to anyone impervious to reason.
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"My Lord," the great knight said distantly, "I find thy face apelike
and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against
decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate
the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human
face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did
dally at sometime past with a randy goat?"
...and then the collective excreta really hit the propulsive turbine.
Last modified: June 4, 1997
Suzi Nassen Stefl
stf@umich.edu
