ALIEN FOSSIL DISCOVERED NEAR

ANN ARBOR!!

This intriguing specimen was unearthed by a group of sunday-school children playing "find your ancestor" at a local cemetary. Unfortunately, several of the little tykes took their instructions a little too literally, and little Samantha Crawbush, age 8, was heard to exclaim, "Uncle Jeb looks really yucky!" It is not known if this truly is an alien, or merely a prank by local medical students.



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