DECIDUOUS ERRATA

GO VIOLENTLY AMID THE PEACE AND TRANQUILLITY AND REMEMBER WHAT PLEASURE THERE IS IN DESTRUCTION.

AS FAR AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT surrender be at odds with all persons. Shout your truth loudly and distortedly, and listen to no one, especially the dull and ignorant; they are a waste of time. Cling to loud and aggressive persons; for they are a lot of fun. Compare yourself to others and become competitive; for the fewer people who are greater than you, the happier you will be. Enjoy your achievements as well as other people's misfortunes. > Be a fanatic about your own career, and don't be a humble fool; it's the only thing you've got. Don't trust anyone at any time, for the world is full of bastards. But don't let this get you down; many people are just like you, and by banding together you can gain much power. > Do not show your true self to anyone, especially while being affectionate. Be cynical about love, for in the face of apparent truth and beauty it is merely an illusion and lasts but a moment. > Do not accept the process of aging; you need never grow old. Nurture money and people in high places to protect you from the many enemies one naturally acquires. Just because you feel paranoid doesn't mean they aren't really out to get you. Above all, drive yourself to the max. Your existence is merely an accident, and by virtue of your existential separateness you should use all of your power to subvert nature; you have as much right to do it as anyone else. And if it isn't clear to you by now - be careful; the universe will always try to destroy you. > Therefore strive to get God on your side, to the detriment of others, and whatever your fun and games may be, don't share them. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, life is a bitch.

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