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Mudhkar jara idhar bhi dekh jalim, ke tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai 
Chut tere paas hai to kya, lund hum bhi rakhte hai!  

Ehsan kissika kya lena, hum to muth pe guzara karte hai 
Jab bhi yaad unki aati hai, ooth ooth dubara karte hai!  

Dil to diya hai tuje, magar ek shart lagayi hai 
Leni hai woh cheez, jo tune tango me chheepayee hai!  

Sher kahe, shayri kahe, ya gaye koi gana 
Teri nani pair oothye, choude mera nana!  

Koun kehta hai ki lund yahan mutneko aata hai 
Woh to chut ki yaad me aansu bahane aata hai!  

Chut se jab khoon behne laga 
Mirza Galib samje, bhonsada paan khane laga!  

Har roz aadaab, aadaab kahatee thee 
Jab aa dabayaa toh khafa ho gayee! 

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contributed by HumorIndia@aol.com

This joke my be a little crude for some of you out there.