Ghat jokes ( A little knowledge of Marathi might help ) Q : What do you call a Maharashtrian in the U.S.? A : Western Ghat. Q : What does a Maharashtrian mean by "fast food"? A : Sabudana Khichdi. Q : What do you call a Maharashtrian who makes air-conditioners? A : Cool-karni. Q : What do you call a Maharashtrian whose father is missing? A : Ba-gul. Q : What would you call Urmila in the role of a monkey? A : Urmila MakkadTondkar. Q : Which is the highest office occupied by Maharashtrians in the U.S.A.? A : That of the Vice-President - Dan Quayle(Kale) & Al Gore. : Mumbai-ite jokes :- Q : How come the Bombay Ranji team has so many fast bowlers? A : West Indians are natural fast bowlers. Q : How do dogs in Dombivli (place near Bombay) wag their tails? A : Up & down. Because, they don't have enough space to wag sideways. Q : What did one tamarind in a sack tell its neighbour? A : "I feel as if I am travelling in a Bombay local". : Bong jokes ( no knowledge of Bengali reqd ):- : Q : How does the Bong learn the alphabet? A : A for Orange, B for Bhegetable.... : Q : How does a Bong relax in the evening? A : He goes to the Howrah Breez to get some Brij. : Q : What does the Bong do first in the morning? A : After baking up from hees slip, he removes the bed-shit. : Calcuttan jokes :- Q : What does a Calcuttan who has a lot of time do? And what does a hurrying Calcuttan do? A : The one with a lot of time takes some public transport(bus/tram). The Calcuttan in a hurry would walk. Q : Why are Metro commuters like Dawood Ibrahim? A : Because they are underground. Delhi-ite jokes :- Q : Red-line private buses are notorious for their recklessness and hit rate. When a red-line bus is on the road, which is the best place be in? A : Inside the bus.