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Desi Jokes

Q:  Why is Delhi a male city (Maha Nagar) and Bombay a female city 
    (Maha Nagri)?
A:  Because Delhi has Qutab Minar and Bombay has Gateway of India.
 
Q:  What does INTERNET stand for?
A:  Indians Networking To Ensure Raillery Now En Then.
 
Q:  What do you call a smart Indian?
A:  Indigenious.
 
Q:  Why is India a banana republic?
A:  Because the politicians keeps chanting, "Hame ye banana hai, wo 
    banana hai!

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This joke was contributed by TejasMehta@aol.com