> Desi Jokes
> 
>         Sindhi lawyer:  Case-wani
>         Sindhi lawyer after a case: Purse-wani
>         The blue-skier sindhi:  Akash-wani
>         Supplied in south indian hospitals: Nursing gum
>         Desi who falls at people's feet: Charan Singh
>         Desi who falls at peopls' feet and stays there: Gir charan Singh
> 
> 
> 
>         What is a smart Malayalee called?
>         Debo-nair.
>         What is a dynamic malayalee called ?
>         Pheno-Menon.
> 
>         Why did the malayalee crossed the road ?
>         Simbly.
> 
>         What did one Bengali voyeur ask another?
>         Keyhollo.
> 
>         How was wire invented?
>         Two marwaris spotted the same coin.
> 
>         Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?
>         Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.
> 
>         Why is India a banana republic?
>         Because Rajiv keeps chanting, "Hame ye banana hai, wo banana hi
> 
>         What is a communist Sindhi called?
>         Lalwani.
> 
>         What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called?
>         Thadani.
> 
>         What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called?
>         Kriplani.
> 
>         What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called?
>         Marjani. 

>         What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
>         I, Iyer, Iyengar.
> 
>         What is a jiving Sardar called?
>         Breakdan Singh.
> 
> 
> Khalistan Jokes:
>         Khalistan National Drink: Sarbat Khalsa
>         Khalistan National Bird:  Tandoori Chicken
>         International Airline:    Kitthe Pacific
>         National Airline:         Itthe Pacific
>         National Anthem:          Sten gun man
>         National Taxi Service:    Kar Seva
> 
> 
> What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?
> Just-beer Singh.
> 
> What do you call a sardar who has only one drink ?
> Just-one Singh.
> 
> Khalistan's national song?
> Bande marte hum.
> 
> A female Khalistan terrorist?
> Hard Kaur.
> 
> A famous Khalistani profession?
>   Jarnailism.
> 
>  khalistan history  ..   SARSON-DA-SAGA
> 
>  the great wall of khalistan  ..   LONG-O-WALL
> 
>  national dish of khalistan  ..   AKALI-DAAL
> 
>  the dirty drain of khalistan  ..   BAR-NALA
> 
>  a sikh scuba diver  ..   JULL-UNDER SINGH
> 
>  a better adapted sikh diver  ..   JULLUNDER SINGH GILL
> 
>  a bald sardarjee  ..   BAL-WANT SINGH
> 
>  what does a sardarjee say to a whore ?  ..  WHORE JEE, KI HAL HAI ?
> 
> 
> Q :- Why do you say (Bhagwan Shri) Rajneesh detests city life ?
> A :- 'cos, from Koregaon he went to Oreg(a)on.
> 
> 
> Q :- What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis' to 
>      Hindustani Music ?
> A :- Raga Kirvani.
> 
> 
> Q :- Why is A.P the land of underwears ?
> A :- 'cos there they keep saying - yemUNDEE, chappUNDEE, koorchUNDDEE etc.
> 
> Q :- What is the (State) Anthem of A.P ?
> A :- telan-gana-mana ...
> 
> 
> Q :- What is the most famous jingle in A.P ?
> A :- A.P days are here again ...
> 
> 
> 
> What do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making  sense?
>         Mr. Chatter Jee.
> 
> Who is that guy visiting the Golden Temple everyday?
>         Har Mandir Singh.
> 
> What do you call a very rich Malayalee?
>         Million Iyer
> 
> Who is he who has many publications to his credit?
>         Journal Singh
> 
> What do you call a bong who takes bribe?
>         Mr. Goosh
> 
> Who is he who visited the Russia-China border?
>         Long Wall
> 
> Who is that guy who enlightens others?
>         Lanthanwalla
> 
> What do you call a sikh female's boyfriend?
>         Her Pal Singh
> 
> What do you call a sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a
> white flag in his hand? (This had appeared on SCI long long ago.)
>         Surrender Singh
> 
> 
> Q : What is a rich malayalee called ?
> A : Millionayar
> 
> One more here
> 
> Q : How does a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ?
> A : M - O yet another O N.


Contributed by Ravi Marur