Mr Harpreet Singh Gulati is travelling from Moscow to TurbanPore
 [Capital of Khalistan] by Kithe Pacific. Seated besides him is
 Gary Kasparov.  Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess
 to kill time.

 Gulati   : "Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don't know who U are?. I can't
            compete with a world champion"

 Gary     : "How about if I play left handed ?"

 Gulati   : [Think.. Think..] "OK!"

 Gulati is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset through-out the
 rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend Manpreet Singh.

 Gulati   : Hey! U know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and
            he defeated me inspite of him playing left-handed...

 Manpreet  : Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! U know
             what!!  Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!!

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