THE CLASSIFEID LOVE ADS OF THE GODS....


OK!  Here's is what Arjun would write if he placed an ad in the 
matrimonial section:

"Handsome, kshatriya, warrier, excellent with bows and arrows, blessed
by God Krishna, seeks beautiful bride for sharing with four
of his brothers, expected all to live in the same house.
All brothers involved in a old family rivalry and hence, girl
is expected to strip infront of strangers as part of a deal to
save lives of her family.  Should also be stragically placed so
that she can be won in a competition.


 Hi!
  Here's what Rama would write if he placed an ad in the matrimonial
section....
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The way things are going, the chap probably has an anonymouse-id by now.
Specially if he is posting matrimonials. "Handsome, healthy,
wheatish-complexioned, 3 x 10^7 years old, 5'7" tall Prince-Regent (with green
card) seeks homely, well-bred wife less than 5'4" tall. The boy (sic) has
been married once, two twin sons by first marriage i.e. highly potent, first
wife missing (believed to have been swallowed by her over-protective mother
(don't ask, thanks)). He is an excellent archer, but he thinks he is some kind
of divine incarnation (don't they all!). Bit of a daddy's boy, will do
anything for the old man. Prospective girls should have NO interest in any
golden deer they happen to see in the forest. (Trust me, this has proven to be
A Bad Idea the first time around.) Should be willing to relocate to Ayodhya.
Must like camping in the wild for several years, if necessary. Some foreign
travel involved, including kidnapping and incarceration by physically deformed
asuras, etc. Also, must be willing to deal with monkeys on a daily basis.
Serious replies only. Include daytime telephone number.