A judge irritated by a lawyer's behaviour, admonished him, "You are crossing the limits." "Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai," roared the lawyer. "How dare you call me saala ? I'll have you charged for 'contempt of court'," said the judge angrily. "My lord misunderstood me," replied the lawyer coolly, "I do not call you saala, all I said was kaun sa law aisa kehta hai... Contributors name withheld on request