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>>  1) Ek Sher sunaata hoon bade dhyan se suno
>>     Mujhe sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno.
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>>  2) Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
>>     Pahle trainee tha ab S/W Engr ho gaya hoon
>>
>>  3) VC aaye to VB mein, VB aaye to VC mein daal do
>>     seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do
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>>  4) Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
>>     Are Tankha milti hai aur time pass hota hai.
>>
>>  5) Cheekh Cheekh ke mera gala baith gaya
>>     tab jaa ke VB4 manual ka xerox ban gaya
>>
>>  6) Ghayal hai scanner mera , koi dava to dila do
>>     Kuch na sahi to bas ek mail - id dila do.
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>>  7) Kasam hai dosto tumhe apne apne mail-id ki
>>     laga do in projects par baazi apne jaan ki
>>
>>  8) Is 8 mahino me yahan mujhe kuch nahin mila
>>     Mail to kya ek visiting card bhi nahi mila.
>>
>>  9) Pyar to tum par mujhe bahut aata hai
>>     Par kya karu Tera baap beech mein aata hai
>>
>> 10) Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
>>    Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai
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>> 11) Shadi ke pahle - Maine pyar kiya
>>     Shadi ke baad - Ye maine kya kiya
>>
>> 12) Bill submit karte karte hum to bor ho gaye
>>     Kya karege yaaron hum to 'Bill'able ho gaye
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>> 13) Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
>>     meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi
>>
>> 14) Seedha to khada rah Hamesha hilta rahta hai
>>     Kuch kaam bhi kar hamesha game khelta hai
>>
>> 15) Gadhe bhi aajkal samajhdaar ho gaye hain
>>     use ke saath rah kar Ghode bhi gadhe ho gaye hain
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>> 16) Dum aadmi main nahin Cigarette mein hota hai
>>     isiliye Cigarette aadmi ko nahin aadmi Cigarette ko peeta hai
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>> 17) Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai
>>     Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai.
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>> 18) Unko mere pyar par Ghussa aata hai
>>     aur mujhe unke Ghusse par pyar aata hai.


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