For the well-cultured desi...

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BENGALI :

What did a Bengali voyeur say to another?
Keyhollo?

What do u call a firebrand Bong?
Gun-goli.

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GUJJU :

Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?
Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.

A Gujju Business house?
Kalabhai-Salabhai.

Why did the Gujju go to Rome?
To listen to Pop(e) music.

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SARDARJI

What do you call a sardar with one hair ?
Iqbal Singh.

What is the taxi service in Khalistan called ?
Kar Seva.

What is the national drink of Khalistan called ?
Sharbat Khalsa.

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?
Just-beer Singh.

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink ?
Just-one Singh.

A female Khalistan terrorist?
Hard Kaur.

Khalistan history  ..   
SARSON-DA-SAGA

The great wall of khalistan  ..   
LONG-O-WALL (Former CM of Punjab -Longowal)

National dish of khalistan  ..   
AKALI-DAAL

The dirty drain of khalistan  ..   
BAR-NALA (Another CM of Punjab - Barnala)

A sikh scuba diver  ..   
JULL-UNDER SINGH (Jull means water)

A better adapted sikh diver  ..   
JULLUNDER SINGH GILL

A bald sardarjee  ..   
BAL-WANT SINGH

National Bird of Khalistan .. 
Butter Chicken
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TAMILIAN :

What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
I, Iyer, Iyengar.

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MALAYALEE :

What's a smart Malayalee called?
Debo-nair.

An extraordinary malayalee  ..  
PHENO-MENON

A smart and extraordinary malayalee .. 
VIJI-MENON

How do u identify a Mallu?
Zimply.
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MARWARI :

How was wire invented?
Two marwaris spotted the same coin.

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PARSI :

An angry Parsi?
God-rage.(Godrej is a famous Parsi last name)

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UPait :

A U.P. Botanist?
Agni-hot-tree.

a son of 2 fathers         ..  Dvivedi
      of 3 fathers         ..  Trivedi
      of 4 fathers         ..  Chaturvedi
      of 5 fathers         ..  Pandey
      of several fathers   ..  Misra
      of unknown parentage ..  Gupta

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