What does ABCD stand for?
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        America
        Based
        Confused
        Desi
        Escaped
        From
        Gujarat;
        Housed
        In
        Jersey;
        Keeping
        Lotsa'
        Motels
        Named
        Omkarnath
        Patel;
        Quickly
        Reached
        Success
        Through
        Underhanded
        Vicious
        Ways;
        Xenophobic
        Yet
        Zealous

America Born Confused Desis

Amrikan Born Cute Desinis  ;-)

or any of the hundreds of other variations you can think of... 

Author: Rajiv Pant (Betul)   betul@rajiv.org   http://rajiv.org/

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