Amber: Kill Corwin.

 
It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you. - Merlin

 





Never trust a relative. It is far worse
than trusting strangers. With a stranger
there is a possibility that you might be
safe.  - Corwin

Yourself included?  - Dara

Of course it does not apply to me.
I am the soul of honor, kindness,
mercy, and goodness.  Trust me in
all things.  - Corwin

 

You are a demon.  - Lorraine

This has often been said.  I no longer
deny it.  - Corwin

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Are you certain you are not the Devil?  - Lancelot

Yeah, sure.  Don't you smell the brimstone?
And my right hoof is killing me.  - Corwin

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I can see that you have a lot to unlearn.  - Hugi

If you are talking about my vulgar instinct for
survival, forget it.  - Corwin

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Oh, basely done! I had hoped for better of
thee!  - Borel of Chaos

This isn't exactly the Olympic Games.  - Corwin

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The price of being an Amberite is that sometimes
you can't even trust yourself.  - Corwin

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All scheming princes must keep a few small
secrets.  - Corwin

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Out of every life a little blood
must spill.  - Corwin

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...for a Prince of Amber is part and
party to all the rottenness that is in
the world, which is why whenever I do
speak of my conscience, something else
within me must answer, "Ha!" In the
mirrors of the many judgments, my
hands are the color of blood. I am a
part of the evil that exists in the world...
I sometimes fancy myself an evil which
exists to oppose other evils... And on
that Great Day of which prophets speak
but in which they do not truly believe, on that day when the world is cleansed
of evil, then I, too, will go down into darkness, swallowing curses. Perhaps
even sooner than that, I now judge. But whatever... until then, I shall not
wash my hands nor let them hang useless.  - Corwin

                                                                     

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Well, there's your proof: Corwin's a son-of-a-bitch.

But...  How the hell do you kill Corwin, anyway?

The short answer is: hit him when he's down.

Unfortunately, Corwin will likely never be "down" to such an extent that you, a lowly PC, could ever even hope to maim him substantially.  At least, he won't ever be again.

The best place to kill Corwin is in the past.  And that is where it gets interesting.... 

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