Synthetic Journal: Pocket Anarchist

Day: 10,418 Time: 02:19 Zone: Social Responsibility Hey Kids! It's The Pocket Anarchist! No bigger than a derringer, this little doozy strikes terror into the hearts of the powers-that-be. Why, those bastards are so scared of this little marvel they deny it's very existence. *ACTUAL SIZE MAY NOT BE ACTUAL SIZE. With the click of a hidden button you can disrupt: Cellular phone calls Short wave transmissions Police band transmissions Rigged Elections Commercial air travel Cable TV Children's birthday parties Dozens Of Hidden Features!!! 32 Color Spray Paint Dispenser Repro-Matic: Reprogram any computer controlled device from 50 meters away. Mighty-Mouth® Miniature Bullhorn: Turns any public altercation into an international incident. E-Z Open Lockpick Radar Detector Flame Thrower Nail File Not sold in stores, so don't ask.

	`Day:`	`10,418`
	`Time:`	`02:19`
	`Zone:`	`Social Responsibility`

`Hey Kids!`

`It's The Pocket Anarchist!`

`With the click of a hidden button you can disrupt:`

`Dozens Of Hidden Features!!!`

`Not sold in stores, so don't ask.`

`Hey Kids! It's The Pocket Anarchist! No bigger than a derringer, this little doozy strikes terror into the hearts of the powers-that-be. Why, those bastards are so scared of this little marvel they deny it's very existence.`
	`*ACTUAL SIZE MAY NOT BE ACTUAL SIZE.`