Smile, it's mandatory.
Your résumé must be this long to ride this ride.
Even the village idiot graduated first in his class. He has a book due out in the fall. You'll know it's Fall because they take down the banners proclaiming the Summer Festival and replace them with banners informing you that the Fall Festival is underway.
Only the top ten percent get into this zone. Only the top two percent ever get out again.
Did I mention that smiling is mandatory.
Damn it's bright in here.