The Unreliable Truth

"...made from the kind of bureau found only in the tawdriest of thrift stores. Had the brothers Van Eyck been crack addicts and had their patrons been pornographers, offensive little works such as this might litter the museums of Europe. Fortunately it is unique in its ability to offend. But by far the most ludicrous touch to the whole dirty business is the tag that declares that this piece is not for sale. It would be just as effective to stamp "Do Not Swallow" on a bowling ball."
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