Progress Report

1. Develop Affordable Multi-Colored Micturation


On Hold.

2. Breed a Flightless Hummingbird


Initial experiment looked promising but ultimately proved to be a dead end. Rather than a true flightless breed, produced birds with a congenital inner-ear condition that still permitted flight but with uniformly disastrous results.

Currently investigating a method of grafting hummingbirds onto seedlings. Could result in a hybrid that is not only flightless but one that produces its own nectar. Still too early to tell.


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Flightless Hummingbird:  A Pseudo-Periodical