1. Develop Affordable Multi-Colored Micturation
2. Breed a Flightless Hummingbird
Initial experiment looked promising but ultimately proved to be a
dead end. Rather than a true flightless breed, produced birds with a
congenital inner-ear condition that still permitted flight but with
uniformly disastrous results.
Currently investigating a method of grafting hummingbirds onto
seedlings. Could result in a hybrid that is not only flightless but
one that produces its own nectar. Still too early to tell.