Quotes

Session 1

• "He'd like us ASAP." -Faris
• "Can you call me in two hours?" -Kern

• "Think of it as you're from France and have just come to England." -Sol
• "So Chaos is like France?" -Steve

• "Shall I be expecting you all to come back up, or shall this be a one way trip?" -Roger, to PCs headed to Pattern room

• "It's not moving. This should be easy." -Rabban on walking the Pattern

• "So Chaosites do this all the time?" -Sterling
• "Walk the Pattern?" -Jeff

• "You get to the center [of the Pattern] and you puddle." -Sol to Jeff
• "I'm not going out there to clean that up." -Steve

• "Just how big is your horse?" -Sol
• "That's sort of a personal question..." -Steve

• "She says 'Long Live Gerard!' while shooting Gerard's son?" -Paul

• "You're being Trumped." -Sol
• "I take it." -Julie/Sydney
• "It's a wet, bleeding Sterling." -Steve
• "At least this one's not naked." -Bill

• "I go seek out Flora." -Paul
• "Remind her that her clothes are out of style. She likes that." -Shelly

Session 2

• "I think you meant, 'Are you insane, my lord?'" -Steve

• "Did anyone die?" -Random
• "Not that I can remember being responsible for." -Rabban

• [On Gerard] "He looks like he was in a battle, slept some, and didn't clean up." -Sol
• "He has pillow head." -Paul

• "I think it's a good thing Random has returned, so we don't have to worry about the possibility of Sterling ending up as our leader." -Julie

• "So Chaos is like Thailand?" -Steve

Session 3 -- 8/31/97

• "You were supposed to take him out and strand him." -Paul
• "I tried that, but he learned something." -Shelly

• "You hear a cry of rage as the Trump contact fails." -Sol
• "Fails?!!!" -Julie
• "Oh, I meant fades." -Sol

• "How long have you been in the service of the great god Issek?" -Sterling
• "Six weeks, give or take a month." -random priest

• "Did you hear about the guy in the dungeons yesterday?" -Roger
• "No, I think I missed that." -Sydney
• "It's a short story, and now it's over, because he's dead." -Roger

• "I think I'm blond. I don't remember." -Sterling/Steve

Session 4 -- 9/28/97

• "I check my partner's lunch for foreign objects." -Bill

• "Sterling hasn't blown anything up for at least a week." -Sol

• "No big deal. Just had to kill some street mimes. " -Bill

• "I'll do my best to look not guilty." -Jeff

• "Clearly, they're under some sort of evil spell." -Sterling
• "Of course. They find you attractive..." -Paul

Session 5 -- 10/??/97

• "I'd like you to take some of your best men, trained killers all... or just some who know what they're doing." -Sterling

• "Is the guy who keeps Chaosites in his lunbox around?" -Bill

• "I don't think Sterling took his medication today." -Steve

• "I don't think they'd have to get through anything if they could break dance." -Paul

• "If I'd known you had to break dance, I'd have never played a Chaosite." -Jeff

• "If it is a two-headed bear, I'd recognize it instantly." -Paul

• "You can't be cute; this is Amber!" -Sol

• "You can't be in the FBI if you don't have all your toes." -Shelly
• "Is that because of balance or because they know that people who don't have all their toes are evil?" -Sol

• "Did they steal the Crown Jewels?" -Sterling
• "The Crown Jewels of Amber?" -prisoner
• "No, the Crown Jewels of Poughkeepsie." -Sterling

Session 6 -- 11/9/97

• "Very good, Messenger, you are dismissed... wait, where is the prisoner?" -Sterling

• "I missed Scariest Police Chases 2, so I might not be able to follow 3." -Steve

• "I have a somewhat sensitive temperament and I hate to see my fellow man suffer." -Sterling

• "Oh, I'm a fine judge of character..." -Sterling

• "Are you telling me a young man of Amber does not know his magic?" -Flint
• "I went to public school." -Sterling

• "I have my lucid moments - about one a week." -Sterling

• "Sunny D is Tang!" -Bill's epiphany

• "You cannot put lox and cream cheese on a raspberry white chocolate bagel... Serious food group violation." -Shelly

• "Fiona says 'Oops.'" -Sol
• "When Fiona says 'oops', you know it's bad." -Shelly
• "Did she drop his brain?" -Bill

• "Is it possible he shape-shifted into a dead person?" -Sterling

• "Shape shifting into a dead person... I'll have to remember that trick." -Sol
• "You can only do it once." -Steve

• "Did Rabban have a weapon he ususaly carried? Something like a 'Rabbanswandir'?" -Bill

• "What's your plan?" -Roger to Sterling
• (out of character comment) "You're asking a lot." -Shelly
• "Hold open the Trump Gate and jump through!" -Sterling

• "You're dreaming. Suddenly, you get a Trump call." -Sol
• "Do I have to wake up to take it?" -Paul

• "Do you have an evil plan? You look like you're coming down with one." -Sol to Steve

Session 10 (?) -- 7/12/98

• "Where'd you get that sword?" -Benedict
• "It was in a rock. I pushed aside a kid to get it." -Steve

• "Sterling needs his own pattern." -Steve
• "Wouldn't that be like... Eurodisney?" -Bill

• "Why can't we ever board the ship of the Chaos bikini team?" -Bill
• "Because I'm carefully guarding that trump." -Steve