Naomi gets eaten by a banana.
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Today, in what is becoming an increasingly prevalent phenomenon, a 16-year-old girl was attacked, killed, and eaten by a banana.
More than 40 million people have lost their lives to banana attacks in the past ten years.
Today, yet another innocent person fell victim to the growing evil that is bananas.
"I just never saw it coming!" said Rachel Defer, a family friend. "I mean, I'd heard of these things happening before, but I never thought it could happen here, to us. This really brought home to me that bananas are dangerous and evil and should be avoided."
The family was unable to comment, having also been killed in today's banana attack.
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