Yes, folks, you got it! You've entered the realm of the worst movie quotes. These are the stupidest movie quotes I could find. They aren't just amazingly bad; they aren't just staggeringly bad; they're amazingly, staggeringly bad. This page was largely inspired by Joe Mancuso's Bandnames Homepage.
You, the viewers, will have a strong part in expanding this wonderful new source of bad juju. If you have any suggestions for additionto this page, please e-mail me at pran AT umich DOT edu. Thanks, and enjoy the (admittedly sparse) quotes.
Source: Tank Girl From Pran Mukherjee, 4/21/97 Laugh. You butterfly that dances in the mud. Laugh. You piece of dental floss, you burn me toast. Laugh. You pig that flies in the sky with rainbow twinkie fluid, And three liters of high-octane petrol.
Source: Tank Girl From Joe Mancuso, 4/21/97 I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!
Source: The Incredible Melting Man From Marc Renouf, 4/21/97 My god, it's his EAR!
Source: Johnny Dangerously From Pran Mukherjee, 4/22/97 Johnny: "Watcha cookin', ma?" Mom : "Beer." Johnny: "With noodles. Great idea!"
Source: Johnny Dangerously From Pran Mukherjee, 4/22/97 "But this spot is for the handicapped." "I am handicapped. I'm psychotic."
Source: Embrace of the Vampire From Jeff Prall, 4/23/97 Carbonation. Cool!
Source: Mosquito From Jeff Prall, 4/23/97 Oh, my god! This looks like a proboscis!
Source: Romy and Michele's High From Pran Mukherjee, 5/7/97 School Reunion For me, it's like I just had my own baby girl, except in this case she's a very big girl who smokes and says "shit" a lot. (quoted as closely as I could remember.)
Source: Ghost Dad From Pran Mukherjee, 6/15/97 I want you to go to hell and sit on a hot coal and wait for me... until it SNOWS!
Source: Vampire in Brooklyn From Pran Mukherjee, 12/15/98
I am not interested in your 'ho's. I'm looking for a special woman.
Source: Four Weddings and a Funeral From Kathryn Shelby, 2/8/99
(Carrie - soaked to the skin.): 'Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed.'
Source: Dirty Dancing From DerJenFar@aol.com, 2/18/99
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
Source: High Crusade From Pran Mukherjee, 4/7/99
"And as we boarded the demon ship from hell, I became convinced that something
terrible was going to happen.
Source: High Crusade From Pran Mukherjee, 4/7/99
"I don't think I've ever seen an idiot actually blither before."
Source: High Crusade From Pran Mukherjee, 4/7/99
"Stonehenge has a sturdier roof than this!"
"Stonehenge doesn't have a roof, sir."
"Oh. Yes. Quite."
Source: High Crusade From Pran Mukherjee, 4/7/99
British Duke: "I want you to guard this door with your life."
French Bard (with terrible accent): "So what you're saying is that you want me to
trade my life for this door."
Duke: "Yes."
Bard: "Oh. Alright."
Source: Nothing to Lose From Pran Mukherjee, 4/7/99
"What kind of man stays out until 2 a.m and comes back looking like a bruised turd?"
Source: Captain Ron From Pran Mukherjee, 4/7/99
"You don't understand... he's eating my brain!"