This first song is the heart and soul of the Bald Headed Men web site. Couldn't have done it without her. My thanks to Christine Lavin for this song.
Recorded on PHILO CD PH 1150:
"Buy Me Bring Me Take Me: Don't Mess My Hair ..."Rounder Records Corp,
Life Accordin' to Four Bitchin' Babes, Volume 2
I don't like men who exaggerate about the places they've been about the money they make I like a man who's honest and true who can look you in the eye when they talk to you I like men who accept who they are not everybody can look like a movie star if you can follow this thought to its logical end you can see why I like bald headed men (she said it before she'll say it again) I like bald headed men Everybody knows it's testosterone that turns a bushy haired man into a chrome-dome but testosterone is what makes a man a man the more that he's got the more that he can do the things that make the women go OY! I'll take a bald headed man over a big-haired boy big-haired boys make very good friends but they cannot compare to bald headed men (she said it before she'll say it again) I like bald headed men Why would you waste your money joining that hair club for guys? (tell me why tell me why?) why would you cover your manly badge of honor with such a bad disguise? (guys, guys, guys) why would you blow your money on rogaine and minoxidil? when all it can guarantee is years and years of pharmacy bills (please don't do it) [Spoken:] Yes, we believe the hair replacement industry for men is like the cosmetic industry for women a giant black hole that will suck your money away for the rest of your lives (please don't do it) No matter how you fight it time marches on some new things appear some old things are gone let 'em go it's a natural thing like a leaf off a tree like a bird on a wing try looking in your mirror from a whole different place you're not losing hair you're gaining face be confident be cool it won't be long when you find you are proud to be one of the bald headed men (she said it before she'll say it again) I love bald headed men [Chanted:] Johnny Yakovitch love him that guy on Star Trek: The Next Generation love him Michael Jordan lover Tom Paxton love him Alan Brady love him Burt Reynolds love him Yul Brynner loved him Telly Savalas who loves ya, baby? [fade out]
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Date last modified: August 29, 1995.
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