Who:

Michael Skora: Computing Infrastructure Geek for Plant Operations Division at the University of Michigan. (See “What” below.)

What:

(( System Administrator ( GNU/Linux, Mac OS X, .*BSD, VMware vSphere ( HA, DRS ), Windows .*, HP-UX, Solaris, .* ) > Web Master ( Apache, IIS, Tomcat, Google Search Appliance, .* ) > Firewall Administrator ( OpenBSD+CARP+pf+relayd, iptables, .* ) > DBA ( Oracle, MySQL, MS-SQL ) > Programmer ( PHP, JavaScript, shell, Python, .* ) > Graphic Designer > Network Administrator ( Cisco, Juniper ) > SAN Administrator ( HP, EMC, Brocade ) > Web Accessibility and Usability Specialist > Computer / Network Security Professional > Project Manager ) ≤≥ et cetera ) × concurrently

When:

~ 13.798±0.037 billion years

Where:

Close enough to campus to commute by bicycle… even in the winter.

Why:

No one knows. If they say they do, they’re lying. See also: FSM

How:

Current theory postulates a big bang and lots of particles, but still no answer to “Why”.

Best Practices:

A nice guide is here.

Information:

Required Firefox Add-ons, bicycling on campus, year round, Photoshop clouds tutorial, Cursor graphics for Mouse Locator, IP Calc in JavaScript

Contact:

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