Luke Skywalker ("Star Wars")

description: possesses the green light saber, the agility of a gymnast, and is strong with the good side of the force

percentage of votes received: 73%

round reached: Champion

The Incredible Hulk (Comic book of the same name)

description: superhuman strength and violent temper, are accentuated by large green muscles. The former David Banner.

percentage of votes received: 66%

round reached: 3rd Round

Wolverine (The X-Men)

description: adamantium skeleton makes his bones unbreakable, cat-like agility and razor-sharp claws

percentage of votes received: 69%

round reached: Quaterfinals

Ultimate Warrior (Pro Wrestling)

description: regains power by shaking ropes rapidly, speaks an unidentifiable dialect of English. From Parts Unknown.

percentage of votes received: 42%

round reached: 3rd Round

Batman (comic book of the same name)

description: also known as the Dark Knight and the Caped Crusader, has so special skills but does have the handy utility belt

percentage of votes received: 54%

round reached: 3rd Round

Mitch Buchanan ("Baywatch")

description: an excellent swimmer who carries the dangerous red can

percentage of votes received: 19%

round reached: 1st Round

Steven Seagal (actor)

description: martial arts expert who can make bombs out of kitchen supplies

percentage of votes received: 17%

round reached 1st Round

Ivan Drago ("Rocky IV")

description: a big strong Russian who gave Rocky all he could handle

percentage of votes received: 15%

round reached 1st Round

John Rambo ("Rambo")

description: military master, the epitome of a soldier. not to be confused with Charlie Sheen of "Hot Shots Part Deux"

percentage of votes received: 48%

round reached 1st Round

Ghengis Khan (ancient Mongolia)

description: ancient Mongolian military leader

percentage of votes received: 59%

round reached: 2nd Round

An Angry Monkey (a jungle, probably)

description: an angry monkey. Real name is "Bon Bon the Shreiking Rhesus" briefly known as "Bon Bon the Battle Monkey"

percentage of votes received: 68%

round reached: Quaterfinals

Crocodile Dundee ("Crocodile Dundee")

description: lethal with his boomerang or knife, likes to fish with dynamite

percentage of votes received: 20%

round reached: 1st Round

Latimer ("The Program")

description: Steroid-enhanced linebacker from ESU

percentage of votes received: 48%

round reached: 1st Round

Officer Ponchirelli ("Chips")

description: always the brunt of the captain's jokes, but quite a bad dude on his cycle

percentage of votes received: 11%

round reached: 1st Round

Hercules (ancient Myth)

description: a strong guy, not to mention a Demi-god

percentage of votes received: 45%

round reached: 2nd Round

Jesse "the Body" Ventura (Pro Wrestling, "Predator")

description: could have ruled the wrestling world, but opted for Hollywood instead. was also a Mayor once.

percentage of votes received: 26%

round reached: 1st Round

Voltron (Cartoon of the same name)

description: several robotic cats formed this metal giant

percentage of votes received: 60%

round reached: 3rd Round

The T-1000 ("Terminator 2")

description: dominated Arnold for most of the movie. can contort his liquid metal body into

percentage of votes received: 59%

round reached: Finals

Shaft ("Shaft", "Shaft's Big Score" etc.)

description: 1970's blaxploitation star

percentage of votes received: 53%

round reached: 3rd Round

Beowulf (Ancient Literature)

description: can tear savage beast limb from limb with his bare hands, just ask Grendel

percentage of votes received: 60%

round reached: Semifinals

The Lone Ranger (TV show of the same name)

description: legendary masked man itching to prove he can stand tall without Tonto or Silver

percentage of votes received: 31%

round reached: 2nd Round

John McLean ("Die Hard")

description: a tough as nails cop who often has a "bad fucking hangover"

percentage of votes received: 41%

round reached: 1st Round

Sasquatch (he's out there....)

description: Big, tall, hairy beast who has been known to steal the lunches of small school children

percentage of votes received: 46%

round reached: 1st Round

Destro ("G.I. Joe")

description: silver-domed Cobra right-hand-man

percentage of votes received: 26%

round reached: 1st Round

A Samoan (Samoa probably)

description: Samoans tend to have very hard heads

percentage of votes received: 31%

round reached: 1st Round

John Wayne (actor)

description: the ultimate Old West badass

percentage of votes received: 44%

round reached: 1st Round

The Red Guy from Contra (Nintendo game "Contra")

description: a soldier with a wide assortment of guns. note: up up down down left right left right B A does not work here

percentage of votes received: 48%

round reached: 2nd Round

Roy Jones Jr. (Boxer)

description: considered to be pound for pound the best boxer on Earth

percentage of votes received: 47%

round reached: 1st Round

Lestat ("Interview with the Vampire")

description: a vampire

percentage of votes received: 15%

round reached: 1st Round

Snake Eyes ("G.I. Joe")

description: Joe's ninja warrior

percentage of votes received: 36%

round reached: 2nd Round

Boba Fett ("Star Wars")

description: rocket pack allows this bounty hunter to fly short distances

percentage of votes received: 45%

round reached: 2nd Round

Luke Duke ("The Dukes of Hazard)

description: an outlaw who might be slowed down by those tight jeans

percentage of votes received: 48%

round reached: 1st Round

Darth Vader ("Star Wars")

description: has the much cooler red light saber and the dark side of the force, mask inhibits breathing somewhat

percentage of votes received: 73%

round reached: Quaterfinals

Rocky Balboa ("Rocky")

description: The Italian Stallion is the supreme comeback artist

percentage of votes received: 54%

round reached: 3rd Round

The Terminator ("The Terminator")

description: human flesh covers a metal skeleton

percentage of votes received: 54%

round reached: Quaterfinals

Dirty Harry (from his own line of films)

description: the badasses in this tournament must ask themselves one question: Do I feel lucky? Well.... do ya punks?!!

percentage of votes received: 57%

round reached: 3rd Round

Storm Shadow ("G.I. Joe")

description: Cobra's ninja warrior

percentage of votes received: 43%

round reached: 1st Round

Jean-Claude Van Damme (actor)

description: martial arts expert who once kissed both Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox in a 5 second span

percentage of votes received: 35%

round reached: 1st Round

Jackie Chan (actor)

description: small in stature, but throws lightning-quick kicks and has a great sense of humor

percentage of votes received: 40%

round reached: 2nd Round

B.A. Baracus ("The A-Team")

description: gold chains may may him down, but his fear of flying should not be a factor

percentage of votes received: 30%

round reached: 1st Round

Dan Severn (Ultimate Fighting Championships)

description: the winner of the UFC "Ultimate Ultimate"

percentage of votes received: 25%

round reached: 1st Round

Robocop (movie of the same name)

description: A cyborg cop with a bit of an emotional problem...probably had something to do with his arm being shot off, dying, and being rebuilt as a heartless cyborg with no one to love...but my guess is as good as yours.

percentage of votes received: 53%

round reached: 2nd Round

Buck Rogers ("Buck Rogers")

description: space ace who could be in trouble without that robot that always says "beady beady"

percentage of votes received: 13%

round reached: 1st Round

Jules ("Pulp Fiction")

description: he's a mushroom cloud layin mother fucker, mother fucker!

percentage of votes received: 55%

round reached: 2nd Round

U.N. Jefferson ("Revenge of the Nerds")

description: President of the National Chapter of Tri-Lams.

percentage of votes received: 8%

round reached: 1st Round

Bruce Lee (martial arts legend)

description: martial arts legend

percentage of votes received: 59%

round reached: 2nd Round

The Six Million Dollar Man (TV show of the same name)

description: he's bionic, but opponents might hear him coming because of that wacky sound effect

percentage of votes received: 16%

round reached: 1st Round

Predator ("Predator")

description: an alien with some mean weapons

percentage of votes received: 43%

round reached: 1st Round

He-Man ("Masters of the Universe")

description: The winner of the 1995 Dave Callaham >invitational Masters of the >Universe tournament has superhuman strength and half of a really cool sword.

percentage of votes received: 60%

round reached: 2nd Round

Megatron ("The Transformers")

description: As a wise man once said, he would have been the greatest leader ever given a capable staff. However, he will not have Soundwave to aim him when he turns into the gun.

percentage of votes received: 52%

round reached: 2nd Round

William Wallace ("Braveheart")

description: Real-life badass who fought for the freedom of millions

percentage of votes received: 66%

round reached: Semifinals

Doc Holliday (as played by Val Kilmer in "Tombstone")

description: the other ultimate Old West badass

percentage of votes received: 52%

round reached: 3rd Round

Bull ("Night Court")

description: This bailiff was the enforcer when things in the courthouse got rough. Narowly beat out Roz for entry into this tournament.

percentage of votes received: 22%

round reached: 1st Round

Spiderman (comic book of the same name)

description: Can fire web from his hands, scale walls and his spider sense tingles whenever danger is near.

percentage of votes received: 36%

round reached: 1st Round

Indiana Jones ("Raiders of the Lost Ark" etc.)

description: has a whip, and the intelligence of a college professor

percentage of votes received: 52%

round reached: 2nd Round

Randy "Macho Man" Savage (Pro Wrestling)

description: He has the flying elbow, and - for this tournament - the support of the lovely Elizabeth. If he runs low on energy he can snap into a Slim Jim. Ooh Yeah Dig It!!!

percentage of votes received: 17%

round reached: 1st Round

Mike Tyson (Boxer)

description: possesses devastating power punches and a deceitful but crafty promoter

percentage of votes received: 59%

round reached: 2nd Round

MacGyver (TV show of the same name)

description: can make anything out of some woodchips and toe-nail clippings

percentage of votes received: 35%

round reached: 1st Round

James Bond (of the 007 movies)

description: He's British, but I don't think that should be held against him. has many gadget weapons

percentage of votes received: 47%

round reached: 2nd Round

Keyser Sose ("The Usual Suspects")

description: possibly the most feared man in the world, despite the fact that he is basically a short bald guy

percentage of votes received: 34%

round reached: 1st Round

The Fonze ("Happy Days")

description: the coolest guy in town. able to heal the sick, wake the dead, and drive the girls right into his bed

percentage of votes received: 26%

round reached: 1st Round

Tommy Lee (drummer of Motley Crew)

description: He married both Heather Locklear and Pamela Anderson, there's gotta be something we don't know

percentage of votes received: 32%

round reached: 1st Round

Achilees (Ancient Myth)

description: you know, the dude who had a bad heel

percentage of votes received: 34%

round reached: 1st Round

Bo Duke ("The Dukes of Hazard")

description: see Luke Duke

percentage of votes received: 42%

round reached: 2nd Round

David Joseph Lieberman (The University of Michigan)

description: a water-polo player, rumored to be homosexual, known to be at least partially illiterate. this voter turned combatant was placed in the tournament after angering the badass communtiy with his incoherent whining about certain results. He competed in a triangle death match with William Wallace and the Incredible Hulk. The stipulatoins were these: If Lieberman received 2 votes, he could continue to be a voter. If he defeated Wallace and Hulk, he would remain a competitor in the tournament. Needless to say, he never voted again.

percentage of votes received: 2%

round reached: 3rd Round (note: this is a distortion of the truth, as Lieberman competed ONLY in the 3rd Round)