Lake Avernus, Gateway to the Underworld

     "Is there a reason you can't simply transport me to Hades' 
     realm?" Xena asked Aphrodite.
     
     "Yes," replied the blond-tressed Goddess. "It's one of those 
     annoying rules. You have to prove get in and out of the 
     underworld by your own power. I will, however, see you 
     again." The Goddess of Love vanished in a blast of golden 
     light, leaving Xena to contemplate the cold dark waters 
     before her.

Minako: Warrior, Princess, Sidekick
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Chapter Two:
"Hades"

     THE UNDERWORLD, HADES' CASTLE
     
     In his castle in the underworld, Hades was slumped in a 
     chair. Persephone was kneading his tired shoulders. 
     Sometimes, it was really really good to be married to the 
     goddess of spring.  Fresh fruit and cut flowers were never a 
     problem around the castle when she was around.  And when she 
     wasn't . . . well, it was time for frozen food. He was still 
     in more casual attire, though. He dreaded what was to come 
     next.
     
     "My beloved, do you remember the story I told you about 
     Celesta becoming a mortal human for one day?" he asked 
     hesitantly.
     
     "Yes," his wife replied.
     
     "I never got around to telling you this, but I did it too.  
     Became mortal for a day, that is. Long before I met you."
     
     "Really?" asked Persephone in a tone that was both blithe 
     and neutral.
     
     Hades nodded hesitantly.  "For that ONE day I was a total 
     mortal . . . it was a learning experience, let me tell you.  
     That's why I decided to impose the same fate on Ares for a 
     day or so a while back.  But the main thing I wanted to 
     underscore is that for that day, I was a man, with a man's 
     body, and a man's passions.  I met this woman and . . . 
     well, because of the circumstances, I have a totally mortal 
     daughter--" 
     
     "Oh, you mean that Moment girl. Lovely thing. I think she 
     takes after your darkly handsome looks."
     
     "You knew??"
     
     Persephone laughed gently in reply. "My mother is Demeter, 
     Goddess of Fertility. Of *course* I knew! But what brings 
     this up now?"
     
     "Well, you know that the children of Gods and mortals can 
     vary wildly in their powers. Some seem totally normal but 
     may have magical powers, or heroic physical traits, such as 
     Hercules. In Moment's case, she never had a *chance* of 
     such, because she was conceived while I was in a state of 
     total mortality. So, thanks to a deal with Aphrodite, the 
     Fates have changed her destiny." At that instant, he was 
     interrupted by a loud pounding on the castle doors.
     
     He ignored it and prepared to speak again.  Someone knocked 
     again.  Persephone scowled.  "Honey, it must be important.  
     None of the dead would dare bother you."
     
     Hades immediately tensed all the way back up, causing 
     Persephone to frown even more.  "It's probably Xena, I can't 
     think of anyone more annoying than her, except possibly ... 
     oh wait, he hasn't been born yet, nevermind."
     
     The knocking was louder.  "Come in!" sang out Persephone.
     
     Sure enough, in walked Xena.  She was still somewhat wet 
     from her plunge into Lake Avernus, and she looked a little 
     scorched.  She was also carrying 3 steaks on a line.  
     Persephone smiled brightly. "Oh! You brought Cerberus a 
     little something! What a thoughtful guest! I'm Persephone, 
     and you must be Xena!"  Then she frowned cutely.
     
     
     AT THAT MOMENT IN GREECE . . .
     
     Just then, above a cooled volcanic flow, two voices could be 
     heard.  The words they spoke grew louder until the final 
     lines resounded clearly to the hillsides:
     
     "I swear it on the River Styx, 
     utter destruction on she who dares to break this pact!"
     
     A few moments later, stone cold river suddenly exploded, 
     volcanic rock flying everywhere as a hole blasted open in 
     the middle of the lava field. A huge blast crater opened in 
     the center of the former lava stream and two female figures 
     stood there holding hands and exulting. "We did it! At last! 
     Our combined power freed us! Now for our divine revenge!" 
     crowed Velasca in her best, "I'm a Goddess now, fear me!" 
     voice.
     
     Callisto grinned, a strange light glinting in her white 
     eyes. "Sure Velasca, just like our oath. We follow the plan-
     -first we go after Artemis' temples, then Xena. Unless she 
     shows up early looking to get her death a little quicker!" 
     Callisto grinned insanely at the mere thought of the 
     horrendous tortures she could--and would--inflict on Xena. 
     Keeping her alive and awake while slowly dipping her into 
     lava on a giant fork was but the first of many pleasant 
     thoughts she entertained.
     
     Velasca just looked at her.  She enjoyed dealing pain and 
     amassing power, true, but there was, in her opinion, 
     something decidedly *broken* in Callisto.
     
     "AHHHHK!!" she screeched at Velasca.  "Don't just stand 
     there, let's go."  Velasca took a step back.  "Just . . . 
     give me a moment to regather my energies . . ." Callisto 
     scowled, grabbed the other goddess and threw a lash of fire 
     up the cliff side..
     
     
     THE UNDERWORLD, HADES' CASTLE . . .
     
     "Honey, did you get that feeling of imminent doom just now?" 
     asked Persephone.  Hades shut his eyes and took a deep 
     breath.  
     
     "Yes, yes I did. The duo swore a pact of cooperation on the 
     River Styx." He opened his eyes and opened his mouth to 
     speak.  Xena was staring at him.  "What?!" he asked.
     
     "You look very different without your armor," she said. 
     "Much younger-looking than I'd have thought." Persephone 
     smiled and hugged Hades' arm.
     
     "He was really quite a catch," she purred.
     
     "I'm sure," Xena said, a bit disturbed to find the male 
     behind the myth.
     
     Hades shook his head. He really would rather have approached 
     this situation differently but the pressure of time didn't 
     allow it. "We must get you to the cliffs of Tartarus. Are 
     you ready for a climb?"
     
     "Yes, I'm ready," Xena replied in her most business-like 
     manner.
     
     Persephone asked, "What is she going into Tartarus for?" 
     
     Hades sighed.  "The Scythe of Chronos."
     
     Persephone blanched, looked at Xena, looked at Hades, and 
     back at Xena.  "Xena, even if you can somehow wield the 
     Scythe, it'll kill you, you realize that don't you?"
     
     Xena's eyes widened.  "What?"
     
     "It's a similar situation to the time you freed Prometheus; 
     a mortal who, somehow, can wield the Scythe will be 
     destroyed by using it. I believe it will make her age fifty 
     years from each swing."
     
     Xena stiffened and tossed her hair. "Well, two blows should 
     be sufficient--there are only two of them after all."
     
     Hades snorted in derision at her incredible pride.
     
     Persephone shot him a look that said to cut Xena some slack.  
     "So, husband, you said to me earlier that you were going to 
     select a champion.  I think you should go off and do that.  
     *I* will guide Xena to Tartarus." She briefly kissed him on 
     the cheek, and then grabbed her travel cloak off a peg in 
     the castle wall and went to Xena's side. "Xena, I'm trying 
     to think of something that could improve your situation but 
     I'm afraid that the only thing I can think of would be the 
     Golden Apples of the Hesperides, and Callisto destroyed the 
     last known tree of them after gaining her own eternal life."
     
     As they exited the door, Xena turned and looked at the 
     Goddess. "All I would ask, Persephone, is once I'm gone, if 
     you can look over Gabrielle from time to time...?"
     
     Alone, Hades sat for a while before teleporting away. He 
     arrived in Hephaestus' workshop.
     
     "Hades, what brings you here?" the smith asked, perplexed.
     
     "I need a favor," Hades said. "I need for you to forge a 
     weapon for me. A very special weapon. And we're going to 
     need your wife's help to get it up to speed. I suspect that 
     she might not like what I have in mind."
     
     Hephaestus frowned. "Well, Uncle, you'd better explain to me 
     what's going on."
     
     Hades nodded in agreement and began telling his story.

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