Welcome to Emery's fool-proof, 100% accurate movie recommendations page!

Using the awesome power of Doppler 7000 technology and my own brain, I have compiled a listing of the most perfect movies for you to watch, based on the particular genre you are in the mood for. Just click on the link below that most appeals to you, and get a sure-fire, can't miss recommendation from probably the most brilliant mind to ever come out of U of M film school.

Comedy - 90 minutes of laughter will make me forget the meaninglessness of existence!

Action - I would like to see some shi- er, stuff blow up!

Drama - Whiny, weepy chick movies are for me! I hope Meg Ryan is in it...

Mystery-Thriller - I need something to stimulate my deadened brain, yet I don't want to actually read a book. I'll watch a mystery!

Western - My life is not full of enough horsesheet, I'd like to see a western where the streets are full of it!

Sci-Fi - Nerds need something to watch too! I hope Seven of Nine is in it...

Grab Bag - I'm too indecisive to pick a movie for myself, what makes you think I can pick a genre?!