Local YokelPrimitive Screwhead
Life Points: 50
Drama Point: 20
Attributes:
Str: 3
Dex: 2
Con: 3
Int: 1
Per: 2
Wil: 2
Qualities:
Good Luck 2 (2)
Hard to Kill 4 (4)
Natural Toughness (2)
Nerves of Steel (3)
Drawbacks:
Addiction: (Mild Alcohol) (-1)
Covetous: (Mild Lechery) (-1)
Honorable 1 (-1)
Impaired Senses: (Hearing) (2)
Mental Problems: (Mild Cruelty) (-1)
Resources -1 (-2)
Skills:
Crime 2
Driving 2
Gun Fu 4
Kung Fu 2
Mr. Fix-It 3
Notice 2
Sports 3
Wild Card: Fireworks 3
Maneuvers: Bonus Damage
Dodge 5 –
Grapple 7 –
Kick 4 10
Punch 5 8
Slam-Tackle 7 8
Shotgun 7 20
Takedown 6 4
Wresslin’ Hold 6 –
Background on the Local Yokel:
What’d you say? I’m sorry you gonna have to speak up. I only got one good ear, blew out my eardrum when I’sa kid. One of them M-80’s had a short fuse yeh know. Yeah, me and Bobby-Ray was blowin’ up bullfrogs down by Fishers’ pond, and one of those suckers just went up in Bobby-Ray’s hand. I guess I’s lucky to just blow out my ear, but then Bobby-Ray got himself a hook for a hand and he says it’s real handy for scratchin’. Get it? Handy for scratchin’, and cause his hand is a hook.
Now what were you sayin’ before? Zombies! You mean like in the picture show? But that’s just made up stuff. Well okay if you say so, just let me git ma’ shotgun from ma' truck. Right, let’s go kill some zombies! This is gonna be fun, wish Bobby-Ray were here. He’s awful handy with his shotgun to. See he’s handy cause he’s got a hook for a hand. He lost it when he and I was blowin’ up bullfrogs down by Fishers’ pond…
Quote: “You see that sucker’s head come off, man I wish Bobby Ray was here to see that.”
Roleplaying the Local Yokel:
Shut you’re brain down to a crawl. Be reactive, and repetitive. You know you’re one of the funniest people on the planet. Too bad only Bobby-Ray gets your jokes. You may be a little slow, but you’re big, strong and tough and that makes up for it, at least in your opinion.