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Greeter Geezer
Hero
Life Points:
53
Drama Points:
10

Attributes:
Str: 4
Dex: 3
Con: 4
Int: 3
Per: 3
Wil: 5


Qualities:
Ex-Soldier (4)
Hard to Kill 5 (5)
Natural Toughness (2)
Nerves of Steel (3)
Resistance: Demon Powers 2 (2)
Resistance: Pain 2 (2)
Resources 1 (2)


Drawbacks:
Addiction (Cigarettes) (-1)
Honorable (-1)
Impaired Hearing (-2)
Mental Problems: Cruelty (-1)
Mental Problems: Delusions (-1)
Recurring Nightmares (-1)


Skills:
Doctor 2
Driving 3
Getting Medieval 3
Gun Fu 5
Influence 2
Knowledge 2
Kung Fu 3
Languages 1
Mr. Fix-It 4
Notice 3


Maneuvers:    Bonus    Damage
Dodge                  6               -
Bayoneted Rifle  6              15
Kick                      5              10

Knife                     6              8
Punch                   6              8
Pistol                    8              12
Rifle                      8              20

Background on the Greeter Geezer:
    After the Korea I set myself up running my own bait and tackle until this damned S-Mart moved into town and took away all my customers. I still can’t figure out how the were able to under cut my prices on live bait, ‘specially since I was digging up my own worms. Well my store went under and now I’ve got a job at the S-Mart workin’ for the beast that killed me. That damned snot-nosed manager Jenkins won’t even let me work in the sporting goods section, got me up front as a greeter. Says I don’t have enough experience! I was killin’ Chinamen before he was a stain on his mommas britches, I got plenty of damned experience!

    I’ve been using my S-Mart discount to stockpile some choice pieces of hardware, haven’t decided whether shoot up the place or maybe just retire to a cabin in the woods somewhere. Now that kid from housewares, the one with the sissy name has gotten it into his head to take the fight to these dead sumabitches. He seems to have his act together but I’m gonna have to teach him and these dead bastards some respect for their elders.

Quote: “Welcome to S-Mart you undead bastards, now eat lead!”

Roleplaying the Greeter Geezer:
    You’re a tough old cuss who’s seen it all before. Well maybe not Sumerian Demons bringing folks back from the dead. But you’ve been in deep kimchi before, back during the war and seen enough bloody hand to hand combat so that you’re not afraid of much. In fact you’re probably glad the Deadites attacked as it gives you a chance to finally go down swinging and maybe take a couple of them with you.
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