"In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite."
-- Paul Dirac

"Letting a hundred flowers blossom and a hundred schools of thought contend is the policy for promoting the progress of the arts and the sciences."
-- Mao Tse-Tung, 1957

"A poem is never finished, only abandoned." -- Paul Valery, on working paper series
"When ideas fail, words come in very handy." -- Goethe, on writing introductions to papers


"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." -- Groucho Marx, on being a journal editor
"Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on."

-- Sir Winston Churchill, on the scientific method
"The average man's opinions are much less foolish than they would be if he thought for himself."

-- Bertrand Russell, on informational herding 
"Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin." -- John von Neumann 
"That's trivial, you know. That's just a fixed point theorem."

-- John von Neumann, on PhD-thesis advising
   (told to Nash, after being explained his new equilibrium concept; see Sylvia Nasar's book)

"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."  -- Yogi Berra, on externalities 
"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

-- Ogden Nash, on labour economics 
"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul."

-- George Bernard Shaw, on political economy 
"Give me better wood, and I'll build you a better cabinet."

-- Sir John A. Macdonald (first Prime Minister of Canada), on organization theory 
"A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money."

-- Senator Everett Dirksen, on public finance

"Young men should prove theorems, old men should write books."
-- G.H. Hardy, in A Mathematician's Apology, on Pareto optimality 
"Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practise to deceive!"

-- Sir Walter Scott, on mechanism design
"Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans."
-- John Lennon, on decision theory

I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be mistaken
-- Oliver Cromwell, on zero chance events
[spoken in 1650 to the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland]   

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
-- Mark Twain, on labour economics [more recently, Max Amarante] 
"All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind." -- Aristotle, on labour economics
"Wit is educated insolence." -- Aristotle, on his days at the Academy
"University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small."

-- Henry Kissinger, on junior hiring
"A narcissist is someone better looking than you are." -- Gore Vidal, on psychology
"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do."

-- Jean-Paul Sartre, on class scheduling
"Are they as successful as who, Microsoft? Only drug lords from South America are as successful as Microsoft."

-- stolen, on network versus traditional monopoly theory
" We have slain a large dragon, but we now live in a jungle filled with a bewildering variety of poisonous snakes."

--  James Woolsey (1993), former CIA director, on the winner's curse
(Prisoner) "What do you want?"

( #2) "Information."
   (P) "Whose side are you on?"
(#2) "That would be telling. We want information ... information...information..."
-- The Prisoner (1967 Sci-Fi TV series), on setting exams