The following were inspired by the line "Don't ask Checkov. Checkov doesn't know" from the book/poster/T-shirt/coaster set "Everything I Need to Know I Learned From Watching Star Trek" (or something to that effect).
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Don't ask Zack. Zack doesn't know.

Don't tell Bester. Bester already knows.

Don't ask Garibaldi. Garibaldi doesn't trust anybody.

Don't ask Sinclair. Sinclair's got a hole in his mind.

Don't ask Delenn. Delenn won't tell you until it's too late.

Ask Ivanova. If Ivanova doesn't know, nobody knows.

Don't ask Zathras. Answers not Zathras' skill.

Next time, ask the Lumati.

Don't ask Kosh.

Don't ask Sheridan. He'll send you straight to hell.

Don't ask JMS. JMS can't tell you until the middle of next season.

Don't ask Morden. Morden will ask you.

Don't ask G'Kar, wait for the book.

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