| I once | I had a crush on | I wish I could | As a kid I | My (family member)... (claim to fame) | I dated |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| rode an elephant | actor Christopher Reeve | play the piano, whistle | was a batboy | mother… had Secret security clearance while working on Project Blue Book (UFOs) for the federal government | Joe, who wrote me a love letter in Greek |
| viewed a cadaver | my brother’s best friend | still speak German | won a pumpkin for writing a Halloween story | brother… saw O.J. Simpson buck naked! | Dave, a dental student who taught me some anatomy (no, seriously!) |
| met actor Joe Lando and got a smooch from his dog | figure skater Janet Lynn | find the key to my safe deposit box | gave away my toys to the neighbor kids (Mom was not pleased) | sister… appeared in the CBS video montage ‘One Shining Moment’ (1991 NCAA men’s basketball tournament) | Kyle, a swimmer who attended Princeton |
| performed at a World Series | Beatle George Harrison | be stranded on a deserted island with Hayden Christensen | was in a school bus accident | grandma… could turn her tongue upside-down | Wayne, a percussionist who once dressed in drag |
| drove a vehicle while impaired (not proud of that) | a wild and crazy guy (not comedian Steve Martin) | grow four inches taller | dropped my baby sister on her head | grandpa… had aviator Charles Lindbergh’s mother for his high school chemistry teacher | Larry, a church organist who couldn’t read music |