"Carl?" -Sling Blade
"Many nights, my friend...many nights I've put a blade to your throat while you were sleeping. Glad I never killed you Steve, you're all right." -Jose Chavez y Chavez -Young Guns
"Fat guy in a little coat." -Tommy Callahan, Jr. -Tommy Boy
"One cannot be betrayed if one has no people." -? -The Usual Suspects
"And there was rocket man, and he's just about to go over the cliff, when he jumps free! And all the kids cheered! But I didn't cheer. I stood right up and sharted shouting, 'This isn't what happened last week, have you all got amnesia? They just cheated us! This isn't fair! He didn't get out of the cockadoodie CAR!!"-Annie Wilkes -Misery
"I'm not picky as long as she's smart and pretty, sweet and gentle, tender and refined, lovely, carefree..." -Sundance -Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Sundance: "Hey, what are you doing?" Butch: "Stealing your woman." Sundance: "Take her...(scratching his butt)...take her." -Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
"YOU ARE... THE DUKE OF NEW YORK.... YOU'RE A-NUMBER-ONE!" -The President -Escape from New York
"I don't think it's nice, you laughing. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. Gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. If you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him you really didn't mean it." -Man with No Name -Fistful of D ollars
"Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about thirty-five, forty-five minutes. Somebody open a window." -Mr. Jones -Friday
"It's a madhouse, A MADHOUSE!" -Colonel Taylor -Planet of the Apes
"You have broken ape law." -Dr. Zaius -Planet of the Apes
"My god! I'm back! I'm home! All the time... we finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! God! Damn you all to HELL!!!" -Colonel Taylor -Planet of the Apes
Ellie: "I love you." Shaft: "Yeah, I know. Take it easy." -Shaft
"Do you get sick and tired of being right all the time?" -Sundance -Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
"Jesus, who are those guys?" -Sundance -Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
"How much for the little girl?" -Jake -The Blues Brothers
"Get out." -Terminator -The Terminator
Gabby Johnson: "Hol'on. Consarnit, golly-darnit. I'll be a horn-swaggled bushwackin' side-windin' saddled horn...rivvid, ravvid, ravvid." Olson Johnson: "Now how can we argue with that? I think we are all indebted to Gabby Johnson here for clearly stating what had to be said, and I'm glad the children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, but it expressed a courage that is little seen in this day and age." -Blazing Saddles
"Mongo only pawn in the game of life." -Mongo -Blazing Saddles
"Where the white women at?" -Bart -Blazing Saddles
"I'm not questioning your word, Dave, but it's just not possible. I'm not capable of being wrong." -HAL -2001: A Space Odessey
Trudi: "Sheila has been studying the art of conversation." Harris: "Oh, you're taking a course in conversation?" Sheila: "Yes." -L.A. Story
"I want you!" -Apollo Creed -Rocky
"You're going down." -Apollo Creed -Rocky II
"Dead meat." -Clubber Lang -Rocky III
"You will lose." -Drago -Rocky IV
"Go ahead; make my day." -Harry Callahan -Sudden Impact
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." -Dr. Rumack -Airplane!
"I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal." -HAL -2001: A Space Odyssey
"What are you doing, Dave?" -HAL -2001: A Space Odyssey
"Counselor, could you be there?" -Max Cady -Cape Fear
"Don't disturb my friend; he's dead tired" -Matrix -Commando
"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too." -The Wicked Witch -The Wizard of Oz
"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain..." -The Wizard -The Wizard of Oz
"I'm not." -Dennis -The Life of Brian
Luke Skywalker: "I don't believe it." Yoda: "That is why you fail" -The Empire Strikes Back
"Some people would pay a lot of money for that information, but then your daughter would lose a father, instead of gaining a husband." -Michael Corleone -The Godfather
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." -Rhett Butler -Gone with the Wind
"And God is my witness, I will never be hungry again!" -Scarlett O'Hara -Gone with the Wind
"After all ... tomorrow is another day." -Scarlett O'Hara -Gone with the Wind
"There are 2 kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of cutting..." -Tuco Benedicto Juan Ramirez aka "the Rat" -The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
"There are 2 types of spurs: Those who come in by the door, and those who come in by the window." -Tuco Benedicto Juan Ramirez aka "the Rat" -The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
"You see, in this world there's 2 kinds of people: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig." -The Man with No Name -The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
"Don't let me stand in your way, please don't let me stand in your way. The last thing I want to be remembered as is an annoying blabbermouth... You know, nothing grinds my gears worse than some chowderhead that doesn't know when to keep his big trap shut ... If you catch me running off with my mouth, just give me a poke in the chubbs..." -Del Griffith -Planes, Trains, & Automobiles
"THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!" -Neal Page -Planes, Trains, & Automobiles
"I'm trying to use the phone." -Pee-Wee Herman -Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
"I must be dreaming" -James Bond -Goldfinger
"Choose your next witticism carefully... it may be your last." -Auric Goldfinger -Goldfinger
"If it bleeds, we can kill it." -Dutch -Predator
"I just shot Marvin in the face!" -Vincent Vega -Pulp Fiction
"You didn't get me down, Ray." -Jake La Motta -Raging Bull
"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope." -Princess Leia Organa -Star Wars
Henry Gondorff: "Are you going to stick around for your share?" Johnny Hooker: "Nah. I'd just blow it." -The Sting
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle." -Terminator -Terminator 2
"He'll live" -Terminator -Terminator 2
"Say... That's a nice bike..." -T-1000 -Terminator 2
"You're fired." -Harry Tasker -True Lies
"You still don't know what you're dealing with, do you? The perfect organism. Its structural perfection matched only by its hostility... I admire its purity, a survivor, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality." -Ash -Alien
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." -Elwood Blues -The Blues Brothers
"I had to let him go." -Matrix -Commando
Mongol General: "Conan, what is good in life?" Conan: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of the women." -Conan the Barbarian
Princess Leia Organa: "I love you." Han Solo: "I know." -The Empire Strikes Back
"And like that... he was gone." -Roger "Verbal" Kint -The Usual Suspects
"Listen up, ladies and gentlemen. Our fugitive has been on the run for 90 minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is four miles per hour; that gives us a radius of six miles. What I want out of each and every on of you is a hard ta rget search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Richard Kimble. Go get him." -Samuel Gerard -The Fugitive
"You're indestructible. Bullets slide off you; you play with them." -Big Tony -The Professional
"You can't handle the truth!" -Col. Nathan R. Jessep -A Few Good Men
"Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try" -Yoda -The Empire Strikes Back
"How can I ever repay you?" -Barbarella
"There is no sanctuary!" -Logan's Run
"EVERYONE!" -Stansfield -The Professional
"I am not an animal." -John Merrick -The Elephant Man
"Well there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, bake d beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pate', brandy and a fried egg on top of spam." -Monty Python
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keep er, and the finder of lost children, and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." -Jules~Ezekial 25:1 7-Pulp Fiction-
Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?" Goldfinger: "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!" -Goldfinger
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." -Michael Corleone -The Godfather
"Fredo, you are my brother and I love you, but don't ever take sides against the family again. Ever." -Michael Corleone -The Godfather
"It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business." -Michael Corleone -The Godfather
"Senator, my offer is this: nothing. Not even the price of the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally." -Michael Corleone -The Godfather, Part II
"We are no longer the knights who say 'neep.' We are now the knights who say 'ickiickiickiickipatangaipboing.'" -Holy Grail
"You're gonna need a bigger boat." -Brody -Jaws
"When you hang a man, you better look at him." -Jed Cooper -Hang 'em High
"It was beauty killed the beast." -Carl Denham -King Kong
"You only think I guessed wrong -- that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slig htly less famous is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.' Hahahahaha!" -Vizzini -The Princess Bride
"Stick around." -Dutch -Predator
"I'll be back" -The Terminator
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -Inigo Montoya -The Princess Bride
"Are you talking to ME?" -Taxi Driver
"I know what you're thinking, 'did he fire six shots or only five?' To tell the truth, in all this confusion, I forgot myself. Now being that this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and can take your head clean off, you have to ask yo urself a question: do i feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?" -Dirty Harry
"Say 'what' again!" -Jules -Pulp Fiction
"Roxanne, you don't have to turn on the red light..." -Reggie Hammond -48 Hours
"Klaatu Barada Nikto" -The Day the Earth Stood Still
"We're on a mission from God." -Elwood Blues -The Blues Brothers
Customer: "An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a propostition! It's not just saying 'no it isn't'!" Arguer: "Yes it is." Customer: "No it isn't!" -Monty Python
"I'm standin' here!" -Tony Montana -Scarface
"Let off some steam." -Matrix -Commando
Swami Talpur: "How do you wish to die?" Freddie Phillips: "Of old age." -Abbot and Costello Meet the Killer: Boris Karloff
"... strange things are afoot at the Circle K." -Ted "Theodore" Logan -Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
"I really don't care why a stingray stings" -Tom Goodwin -The Day of the Triffids