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By Meagan Margerum-Leys
"What is a fim?" asked a boy one day.
"Who is him?"
His grandpa answered; "He is a wall, straight and tall"
"What is a gringe?" asked the boy. "What is a gringe?"
"A gringe," said his grandpa, "is the tiniest cringe in a tall man's pants."
"What is a munt?" asked the boy.
"What is a munt?"
Said his grandpa; "It is the good part of a stunt.
Now off to bed,
Go rest your head!
No more questions,
No exceptions."