" Q U O T E S "

hmmm...it sounded like a good idea when i thought of it...but i cant think of any good quotes right now...

Ok, here's one, told to me by a friend before i went skydiving "Remember, if your parachute doesn't open, don't worry, you'll have the rest of your life to find and correct the problem" ......do you get it?...in this case "the rest of your life" means like 15 seconds...its funny...laugh god dammit...

ok, I have thought of some quotes, they don't necessarily make sense and aren't necessarily correct, but hopefully they will make you think...I had to spoon feed you on the above quote, but you're on your own for the remainder...

"Don't marry the one you can live with...marry the one you can't live without" -someone

"That which does not kill us, makes us stronger" -someone else (at least i think so)

"what you wanted to see has made you blind" -Chris Cornell

"the words you say never seem to live up to the ones inside your head, the lives we live never seem to get us anywhere but dead.." -Chris Cornell

"We are alone in the universe, or we are not...either way, the thought is quite astonishing" -Winston Churchill maybe?

"It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive." -Mark Twain

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." -Mark Twain

"When you are with someone else, you are only half yourself" -Ben Franklin

"You are only yourself when you are alone" -My interpretation of Ben's qoute

"For those of you who don't know, scientist have determined that Hydrogen(the atomic element) is the most common element in the Universe" -me (you will see its importance later on...)

"You know what they say, hydrogrogen and stupidity are the two most common elements in the Universe" -anonymous quote

"A deal is going down at 2am tomorrow behind the old warehouse" -anonymous tip

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem" -I dunno

"If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem" -George Carlin

"I want to be different, just like everyone else" -unknown

"Don't run with scissors" -your mom

"Run with scissors" -my mom (just kidding)

"While you're up, would you change the channel on the TV?" -your lazy roommate

"I wish I could think of another good quote" -the voice inside my head

"I don't like this channel, could you change it again?" -your annoying lazy roommate again

"Change it yourself you lazy bastard" -the voice inside your head